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Reign 4x12 + Colony 2x09 Reviewed

The Shakedown
There is an earthquake in Scotland. The name Turin is wildly mispronounced. Mary needs money. John Knox lurks like a smelly rug. Charles is sick of Henri. Darnley whores and drinks. Claude flip flops. Jane shows up at an inopportune moment. Claude is a liar and a user. Charles is crazed. Catherine sees what she has wrought. Jane is evil. This was bad.

Best Lines:
“Your expensive catholic wedding and your constant manoeuvres against England.”

“Your eventual removal from the throne.”

“How will you feel with her blood on your hands?”
“Safe!”

~
Tamam Shud
Another idiot Resistance plan is carried out without reasonable consideration or moral qualm. Why is season 2 so creatively stifled? There is casual denigration of sense. Will is finally rumpled. There is no social emotion. There are more morons. Katie is a terrible mother. People have few cultural interests and no sense of their lack. Will’s 3 ignored and neglected brats are in peril. Katie somehow knows things. A pilot parachutes into LA. She’s annoying and really unnecessary. Like this ep.

Best Lines:
“Until things change.”

“What’d Dad do?”

“Was he a friend?”
“No.”

“Scrupulously boring.”
Tags: colony, reign
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