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Trailers, Quotes and a 2004 Tape Tale

‘Victor Crowley’ trailer
Aka ‘Hatchet 4’. I’ve never seen ‘3’ and do not care to do so. How is Parry Shen in this?

Best Line:
“Death itself.”

‘The English Patient’ (1996) promo

Why could that poor woman in Texas only take 1 of her 4 cats on the rescue boat?

I will review ‘Whitney - Can I Be Me’ and ‘The Farther’.

‘Vantage Point’ (2008) was okay. ‘Stardust’ (2007) and ‘Just Cause’ (1995) were not good.

Anyone see the 1992 ‘The Bachelor’? Or the 1999 ‘Instinct’? Or ‘One Fine Day’ (1996) or ‘Little Voice’ (1998)?

Saw some of ‘Zoo’ 3x08. Mitch is Mr Duncan. WTF is the unifying plotline of this show? There is an irretrievable breakdown of sense.

Best Lines:
“We need to reboot the plane.”

“I made him mine.”

RIP Tobe Hooper.

Sky News’ Quotes:
“Disaster assistance.”

“Wait on the line until it’s answered.”

“We know you love fighting. We know you love money.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“She’s a devil. She’ll come for you.”

“A fake problem.”

“Who she met at the opening of his squirrel sanctuary.”

“Distain for pleasure.”

“War helmet.”

“Assimilated themselves out of existence.”

“Believes this will show the casting team he’s feral enough to be chosen.”

“Feeding the narrative beast.”

“Like coloured eye Vaseline.”

“There’s no insurance for vegetables.”

“Sat outside in a cloud of their exhalations.”

“Your very existence is an embarrassment.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quote:
“Organic finds.”

‘3 News’ Quote:
“Rescue dogs are at their limit.”

‘Modern Family’ Quote:
“You’ve murdered joy.”

‘Diana - 7 Days’ Quotes:
“View her in that way.”

“Sense of solemnity.”

“You’re horrible.”

“You’re the scum.”

“Showing the right response in public.”

“Don’t seem to care.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“5 page apology letter.”

“I swear I wrote it.”

“I can’t believe it.”

“Lying bitch.”

‘Eastenders’ Quote:
Things get said.”

‘Royal Recipes’ Quotes:
“Edible red things.”

“Poisonous red things.”

“Slug in there.”

‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
“Chippy tea.”

Cleared out a 2004 tape. On it was the 2004 movie ‘Foolproof’ which starred Ryan Reynolds and David Suchet. 3 idiot friends plan robberies as a stupid game whilst treating each other with unadulterated disgust. Reynolds is self-deprecating. They have no meaningful connections or social engagement. This was not even passably amusing.

This movie looks 90s. A bad guy (Suchet) blackmails the trio into doing an actual crime. This leads to a paranoid denouement. This doesn’t enjoy anything like what you would call success. Get in, get out, get even - indeed. There is swearing, overacting and bad acting. The twists are stupid beyond words.

Best Line:
“It’s very Canadian.”

Then there was an ‘SG1’ ep ‘Absolute Power’ in which a bad child actor gives Daniel a vision of himself going super-villain. Evil Daniel is as sick of Carter as everyone else. This was not disconcerting and people feel social distaste and moral distain for Daniel. But it was all a dream. Shrug.

Then there was the infamous ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘A Friend In Need part 1’. Xena and Gabrielle head to Japa. There are flashbacks set after the Chin flashbacks. Borias and Xena were in Japa and annoyed. There was fighting, death, darkness and this was murky and pointless. Xena has to take historical responsibility and make a corrective to a historical injustice. People are prone to philosophise, boringly.

Best Line:
“Her daddy’s rich.”
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