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Harper's Island Ep 5 Review

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Gigi the yappy dog is running lost in the woods. Awwww. Everyone thinks Lucy (the charbroiled bridesmaid) left the island for some reason. Shea fails to watch her child. Thomas lets it be known that he doesn't trust Henry. Trish lets it be known that Thomas' trophy wife is banging her stepdaughter's husband. Thomas broods. Abby learns her daddy has a wall o-crazy about Wakefield. A scarred loony menaces Trish and Thomas in the woods. The dead vicar's body is found and Thomas gets his in a public setting. So now everyone knows that a killer is loose. This was good but who rigged up the elaborate chandelier death trap? Someone who watched 'Saw' one time too many?

Best Lines:
"The other day I nearly got killed and no-one noticed."

"I thought he hated Jimmy."
"I thought he hated most people."
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