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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Supergirl’ season 3 promo
Kara is a trash goblin. Die Winn die. Lena is menaced by Adrian Pasdar. I wish Pasdar was playing Lex. Maybe.

Best Line:
“Kara Danvers was a mistake.”

‘Arrow’ season 6 promo
Oliver needs to think about his moral makeup. Oliver’s son whines. Fake Canary runs around. As does other Laurel. Stuff blows up and Slade lurks. Maybe.

‘Foxcatcher’ promo
Creepy.

‘Unhinged’ (2017) trailer
A remake of the 1983 ‘classic’. Girls murder someone and have no concept of private property. Where is the scythe? This looks okay.

Best Lines:
“I hate the countryside.”

“Hey weirdo!”

“He was dead.”

Stargate: Origins’ promo
A new show? This reboot has the music but no.

‘Star Trek: Discovery’ trailer
Bizarre Klingons, stuff blows up, a song and James Frain. There is sombre faux-existential chat. A nutter who may be Mudd lurks. There is a cube prison. WTF?

‘Justice League’ sneak peak
Wonder Woman runs around. Has her tiara moved? Ben Affleck lurks near the bat-signal. Amazons fight. How is Aquaman on Amazon Island? Cyborg poses, Flash pokes things and some dude blows stuff up. Alfred chats. People talk about Superman in a way that makes no sense. Who is Alfred talking to? Mmm.

Best Lines:
“The Age Of Heroes would never come again.”
“It has to.”

“Something is coming.”

“This world will fall like all the others.”

“Push some people and run away.”

‘Thor: Ragnarok’ trailer
A journey of self-discovery, bad VFX and none of this makes sense. A goddess of death, flying horses, Hulk and synth music. Mad hats and Loki but where is Sif? A big wolf, guns, Thor gets his god on and there is a big red thing.

Best Lines:
“I lost my hammer.”

“I won. Easily.”

‘Infinity War’ trailer
I saw a bad copy of this ruined by the audience making noise and some git whooping. I could see Guardians, Thor, the cosmic cube, Spiderman, various unclear VFX, Iron Man and Thanos. There is more annoying fan reaction, Ant Man, Black Panther and the git in the audience won’t stop making noise.

‘The Flash’ season 4 promo
The All Iris All The Time Show is official now. Snow shows up having walked off being evil. Boring bad guys lurk. Cisco wears sunglasses at night and mouths off. Where is Wells? Snow has decided not to be Killer Frost anymore. This looks CRAP.

‘To Die For’ (1995) promo
Good and there are 90s pastel suits.

‘The Rainmaker’ (1997) promo
No.

‘Trapped’ (2002) promo
No.

‘Rough Night’ TV spot
No.

‘Girls Trip’ TV spot
“This is a mosquito net.”

‘Miss Potter’ (2002) promo
No.

‘Casualty’ promo
No.

‘Trust Me’ promo
A woman fakes being a doctor. Interesting.

The Green Mile’ (1999) promo
No.

Crispy M&Ms - yum.

Skinner in ‘The X Files’ season 11 - groan.

Poor Cecil the lion’s son.

I like ‘To Die For’ (1995), never saw ‘Birth’ (2004) and ‘Moulin Rogue!’ (2000) was okay.

The executive producer of ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ still defends the ending?!?

I may watch ‘Gameface’.

I will review ‘Godzilla’.

Anyone see ‘Dancing At Lughnasa’?

Recall the 2002 ‘Julius Caesar’?

G, come home.

The dishwasher leaked and ceased to function. Had to get a new one.

WTF is pickled hogweed? Beetroot ketchup is a thing?

There is rose flavoured toothpaste?

‘Daily Mail’ Quote:
“I’m not very good with stools.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Non-responsive word.”

“Doesn’t know how to wash her underwear.”

“Walked off the property.”

“Drinking, drugging, drama or denial.”

“First arrest for forgery.”

“Fighting in public.”

“Publicly drunk again.”

“Why are you assaulting an EMT?”

“I don’t like her choices at all.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Officer-class tones.”

“Chronicles things that never happened in an age that never existed.”

“A range of unsavoury people.”

“Has just gone bust. Again.”

“Apologising for blank TV screens, dilapidated lavatories and wonky seats.”

“Prisoners of really old technology.”

“The rich people area.”

“Acknowledged his rants in an attempt to discredit them.”

“And now my male colleague will read the Autocue more expensively.”

‘Eastenders’ Quote:
“So old and boring.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Big companies pursuing their customers beyond the grave.”

“Not shown enough respect.”

“When fired upon when on patrol is to enter the nearest village and burn it to the ground.”

“The streets have no shame.”

‘Channel 4 News’ Quote:
“Trust breaks down.”

‘Nationwide’ Quote:
“Complete lighthouse experience.”

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Chlorinated chickens.”
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