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Movie Reviews: Into The Storm+Dennis Rodman’s Big Bang in Pyongyang+Annie+Dumb And Dumber To

Into The Storm (2014)
Richard Armitage and Sarah Wayne Callies star. A put upon principle (Armitage) has 2 jerk sons meanwhile a group of storm chasers chase a storm front. One of the chasers is Callies. This sexist found footage film is terrible.

Best Lines:
“The goal of a documentary is to actually document something.”

“Pretend to be interested.”

Dennis Rodman’s Big Bang in Pyongyang (2015)
Words fail me.

Annie (2014)
This remake is slower than a snail on Mogadon. Cameron Diaz is a bad foster mom who revels in domestic ruin amid urban blight. One has disinterest for this and the bad singing.

Best Lines:
“Wake up rats.”

“Aren’t I supposed to be married to George Clooney?”

“If you find any change over a nickel, it’s mine.”

“Less singing and more cleaning.”

“Blow on this.”

“Act well cared for.”

“Don’t say hobos, say bums.”

Dumb And Dumber To (2014)
The sequel nobody wanted. This has an appearance by the actor who plays Quentin Lance on ‘Arrow’ who shows off his real accent. Also Kathleen Turner shows up. This was unnecessary and why are they so stupid?
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