epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Movie Review: Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me (1994)

Eli's on the run from the law with a bag full of stolen money. So he unwisely hides out at a trailer park populated by the trashiest people on Earth. He finds himself grappling with love interests in the form of deranged stripper Sabra and her sweet sister Dannie (the late Adrienne Shelly). Can Eli and Dannie find a happy ever after despite the best efforts of Sabra, the queen of the tacky and cheap to thwart them?

This was funny despite some seriously bad acting. This was an okay tasteless black comedy.

Best Lines:
"Where are your parents?"
"Dead. Sabra killed them when I was nine."

"I will set you on fire!"
"Like you did your parents?"
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