The malign force Master creates another self-perpetuating crisis. The Master acts vilely and Missy has gnawing existential ennui. This was not grimly evocative. The Doctor finds it morally incumbent to be a narrative device during his protracted detainment; he also passes out and makes speeches. This was not very emotive. Missy acts in an over-exaggerated way and is not a dark nemesis. This was odious twattery.
Grievances are aired. This ep was demonstrably useless and was all contrived dramatic inertia. This was not a profound and satisfying pivotal moment. This was not ponderous or peculiar or inherently interesting. There are no momentous consequences to anything. The Master and Missy are petty, ruthless, clueless, megalomaniacal and frequently wrong. This was a nadir of crassness.
Bad things have happened and will happen to Bill. John Simm has no cold command or combustible persona just petulance and discord. There is no magnificent idiocy and this was not gruesomely compelling. Why is Matt Lucas in this? WHY? There are no moral voices or dark experiences. Missy is still making poor choices. Bill has tenacity and bores. The Doctor and the Master and Missy have an unbridgeable distance. There is no moral reasoning and people do the damage of men. Cybermen are an obliterating horror.
Donald Trump is insulted, because BBC. The Master and Missy kill each other. Bill gets an ass-pull ending. The Doctor walks off his coming regeneration.
“Cybermen don’t have fear but they know how to use it.”
“Feeling the glimmer of purpose.”
“If you’re trying to make a point, I’m not listening.”
“Like sewage, smartphones and Donald Trump, some things are just inevitable.”
“Begging for your life already? That’s a new record.”
Hodge and Jace fight. Hodge wields something curvy and Jace has a double bladed seraph blade. There is bad fight chorography. That is not the only ‘Star Wars’ ripoff in this ep. Nobody notices Jace talking to Valentine? As for Valentine, he wants to brainwash Jace. Clary tries to be tough. How long has it been since 1x01?
Clary is dumb. Where is Hodge when Jace runs after Clary? Where does Valentine get all his weapons? How did Hodge get back to the Institute? Valentine gets Jace to go with him. Simon is an ass. Jocelyn is woken and poor Jace is trapped with his crazy father. Good, I want to see season 2!
“Jonathan and Clarissa, find them.”
“I am coming for you.”
“Jace isn’t Valentine.”
“You’re acting crazy.”
“He raised me to be a killer.”
“You’re just like your father.”
“Oddly I haven’t missed you.”
“Love is fleeting.”
“You abandonded me.”
“Raised him to be evil.”