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Trailers, Quotes and musings on issue 77 of Misty

‘Whitney: Can I Be Me’ trailer

Best Line:
“Deliberately pop.”

‘The Gracefield Incident’ trailer
A guy puts a camera into his prosthetic eye to make this found footage movie. He films a weekend. A woman’s ass hangs out of her thong. A meteorite hits. Aliens run around. There is a crop circle and screaming. This looks okay.

‘Flatliners’ (2017) trailer
An unneeded remake or is it a sequel? People force NDE’s with a fancy machine. Nina Dobrev, Ellen Page and Diego Luna star. There are visions and this looks mmm.

Best Lines:
“Do you want to have fun with me?”

“No one’s ever come back from that.”

“Maybe we opened a door.”

“Something I did.”

‘Creep’ trailer
A found footage tale of two men. An alleged video diary and weird goings on.

Best Line:
“You need to get out of that house right now.”

‘There Are Monsters’ trailer
This cheap looking horror found footage movie looks crap.

Best Lines:
“They’re everywhere.”

“You can’t run from the end of the world.”

‘Despicable Me 3’ promo

‘Fury’ promo

‘Love and Hip-Hop Hollywood’ promo

Caponata - okay.
Gluten free cheesy garlic pizza bread - okay.
Apple & Mint iced tea - okay.
Gluten free piri piri chicken wrap - nice.

Anyone see ‘Chains of Gold’ (1991), ‘Monkeybone’ (2001), ‘My Life’, ‘Fearless’ (1993), ‘Open House’ (1987), Grandmother’s House’ (1988), ‘Curtains’ (1983), ‘American Gothic’ (1988), ‘Jason Goes To Hell‘ (1993), ‘Trick or Treats‘ (1982), ‘Deadly Games‘ (1983), ‘Mountain Top Motel Massacre’ (1983), ’Psycho IV: The Beginning’ (1990), ’Kolobos’ (1999) or ‘Next Of Kin’ (1982)?

Razbliuto - memories of a love no longer felt.

I will review ‘The Lying Game’ and ‘Defectors’.

Coca-cola Blak was a thing? Vegan doughnuts are a thing? As is hot-pink watermelon-flavoured water? And kale-flavoured ice cream?

People who rant about their special jam need a slap.

Recall Aliza Shvarts?

When will BBC1 air ‘Murdered For Being Different’?

Recall ‘Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever’ (2002)?

I like the Simply Rose Kiehl’s butterstick.

There will be ‘Black Mirror’ books?

Recall plastic boules sets?

Recall ‘The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries’ (1977-1979)?

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“One child was eating wood.”

Is she clean and sober now?”
“I doubt it.”

“My cage.”

“Mentally insane.”

“Conveniently left out.”

“Exposing her to drugs and felons.”

“Living a dark and scary life.”

“Aligning herself with some bad men.”

“Known gang member.”

“Actively in danger.”

“Put this household in danger.”

“Live a life of fear.”

“Places of pretty ill-repute.”

“She does say that.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quote:
“Relayed sordid rumours.”

‘Pitch Perfect’ Quote:
“If at first you don’t succeed, pack your bags.”

‘Flatliners’ (1990) Quote:
“I did not come to medical school to murder my classmates, no matter how deranged they might be.”

‘Judy’ Quote:
“I just can’t believe that anyone who could walk would want to stay in a wheelchair just to spite her own sister.”

‘Poirot’ Quote:
“It did not live and neither did she.”

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Police officers using their riot shields.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Nobody does biographical criticism any more. They haven’t since the 1970s.”

“We were slowly becoming the enemy.”

“Inflicting his own emotional state upon us.”

“Abandoned the right to be offended.”

“Evicted nightly.”

“He arranged for Lady Ferrers to see a VD doctor and she thanked him with a snake skeleton.”

“State-school mentality.”

“Check your comprehension.”

“Not universally loved in Cornwall.”

“The myth of her, anyway.”

“Aging rock chick is a difficult gig to pull off.”

“Constantly being compared to their 20-year-old selves and found wanting.”

“Deemed a muse.”

“All human illnesses are caused by antibiotics, ibuprofen, caesarean section and legumes.”

“Losing all your youth and beauty and the currency they confer.”

“I had a leech facial as well. And I kept the leeches. They’re in my koi pond.”

“A memory beyond his reach or recognition.”

“Personal hygiene wasn’t invented until the later 19th century.”

“Films eat up ideas.”

“Treated like I was a nuisance.”

‘Hollyoaks’ Quote:
“Where is your dignity?”

‘Deadly Lessons’ Quotes:
“Well you start out with a murder.”
“Sounds like fun.”

“Eddie isn’t too crazy about us poor little rich girls.”

“What about last year? Tember and his brother? Earl went to jail.”

“Nobody is going to murder us.”

‘Versailles’ Quotes:
“Must you live your entire life in a constant melodrama?”

“Don’t mention that name in my presence again.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Early mystique faded.”

“So stately in its languor.”

“Why was a thoughtful servant of democracy ever this man’s ally?”

“We can’t afford to be quite as brave.”

“A New York art work is degenerate.”

“It’s a contaminated object.”

“Biologically dead sewer.”

“Over-the-top insult-chants.”

I read ‘Misty’ issue 77. ‘The Monster Of Lavender Lagoon’ was about pollution and a standarderdly foredoomed git. ‘Life With The Gregorys’ was about a neglected child. ‘The Forest’ was about a girl who sets a forest fire and it has a cop out ending. ‘House of Snails’ was about the vengeance of snails who entomb a snotty teenager, it was good.

Best Lines:
“You killed my mummy’s flower!”

“You thing of evil!”
Tags: black mirror, comics, deadly lessons, poirot, scary 1970s tv, thoughts, trailers

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