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Movie Reviews: The Maze Runner + Ice Princess + In Name Only + 17 others

The Maze Runner (2014)
This was an ill-considered mess full of simmering discontent, a sense of grievance and it has no intellectual sophistication.

Ice Princess (2005)
No, this is a culturally irrelevant dis-amenity.

In Name Only (1939)
A clod (Cary Grant) cheats on his wife and acts like a jerk when his permanently glum wife objects to a divorce. Then he gets sick and the mistress snots. This was terrible and hypnotically awful.

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George Of The Jungle (1997)
Funny.

Gods And Monsters (1998)
No.

Grace Of Monaco (2014)
Okay.

Million Dollar Murder aka Murder In The Hamptons (2005)
Histrionic.

When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth (1969)
Tosh.

The Stepfather (1987)
Okay and bleakly engaging.

The Stepfather 2 (1989)
No, forgettable.

The Stepfather III (1992)
No, an entirely awful experience.

Girls School Screamers (1984)
Great title, boring movie.

Urban Legends 2: Final Cut (2000)
Crap.

I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
Dirgey.

Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Trash.

Valentine (2001)
Poo.

Wishcraft (2001)
Ineptitude.

Afterburn (1992)
Increasingly wearisome.

Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005)
Crap.

Slaughter High (1986)
Crap.
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