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Movie Reviews: Fantasies + Ladykillers + Deepstar Six + Leviathan + Born Into Exile+ 4 others

Fantasies (1982)
It’s the sexiest late-night soap around and someone’s stalking its hottest stars and murdering them one by one! Suzanne Pleshette and Robert Vaughn star. Pleshette is the producer of the trashy hot soap. She sees the cast decimated. Whodunit? This obscure TV movie is good and has a very memorable unexpected ending. This was directed by William Wiard who also directed ‘Deadly Lessons’ before dying in 1987.

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Ladykillers (1988)
Male strippers are murdered. Marilu Henner, Thomas Calabro and Lesley-Anne Down star in this 80s cheese that shreds goodwill. This is a source of aggravation that is a trivial trifle.

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Deepstar Six (1989)
This silly undersea horror that stars Miguel Ferrer has lifeless action and tedious plotting.

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Leviathan (1989)
This is a goodish undersea horror that stars Peter Weller, Ernie Hudson, Richard Crenna, Amanda Pays and Meg Foster. This has some creeping dread and is better than ‘Deep Rising’.

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Born Into Exile (1997)
This is a laughable TV movie about teenage runaways. Leaves one bemused.

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Shanghai Noon (2000)
No.

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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Dull.

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The Sweetest Thing (2002)
No.

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Police Academy (1984)
Terrible.
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