‘The Mist’ trailer
Birds, cops, mist and it’s coming. There is gore, breathing, running and weirdness.
Best Lines:
“Nobody move.”
“People start doing bad things.”
‘Arbor Demon’ aka ‘Enclosure’ promo
Maybe.
‘Bionic Showdown’ (1989) promo
Sandra Bullock!
‘King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword’ TV spot
Blackens the heart and is inimical to joy.
‘Alien Covenant’ TV spot
No.
‘It’ trailer
Kids, sepia and a voiceover. They explore the sewers and there are balloons and a clown. No.
Best Lines:
“You probably have crabs.”
“Derry pee.”
“So unsanitary.”
‘The Flash’ sizzle
Everybody lick-arses Barry. Snart lurks as does a shark. There is more time travel and Barry is smug. There is Wally, Killer Frost and people cackle. Yawn to Barry’s inescapable final downfall.
‘Diary Of A wimpy Kid: The Long Haul’ TV spot
Ha?
‘How To Be A Latin Lover’ promo
A gigolo needs a new job. Ha!
Best Line:
“Horse testosterone.”
‘Fair City’ promo
Dumb.
‘Tin Man’ trailer
Iffy VFX and secrets.
‘The Flash’ 3x22 promo
Enough with the Iris obsession!
‘Arrow’ 5x22 promo
“My friends have orders to kill yours.”
‘Wonder Woman’ trailer
Wow.
Extra hot & fiery salsa - okay.
Morello cherry coconut milk yoghurt alternative - okay.
Salted caramel chocolate on a dark truffle layer - no.
Garlic & olive flavour crisps - nice.
RIP Robert Miles.
WTF are cloud eggs?
Anyone read Edwina Curry’s ‘A Parliamentary Affair’?
Anyone see the 1991 ‘Hear My Song’? Or ‘The Red Hand Gang’ or ‘When Saturday Comes’?
Recall Scooch at Eurovision? Or Dana International?
They’re rebooting ‘Hellboy’?
‘iZombie’ renewed again, HOW?
There will be ‘Deadpool’ and ‘Judge Dredd’ tv shows?
‘Gotham’ renewed and ‘Sleepy Hollow’ axed. Heh.
Recall ‘The Henderson Kids’?
‘The Return Of The Man From UNCLE’ Quotes:
“My pen hasn’t talked to me in some time.”
“The decadent delights of Western civilization.”
“I need you Illya.”
“Your persuasive rhetoric.”
“Old loyalties die hard.”
“Russian Café.”
“Right, yes, yes. Where else? Yes.”
“Used to work together. But that was a long time ago.”
“He’s in trouble.”
“I’m not interested.”
“Death was an occupational hazard.”
"I'm still not interested."
“A fat sweating weasel.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“We didn’t want to be the difficult parents. Opting out marks you out.”
“Curiously ill-loved.”
“To which all eyes now turn.”
“Elicited surprisingly little joy.”
“Furniture crawling.”
“She is no longer wanted.”
“Skiing out of Nazi-occupied Poland with the first evidence of Operation Barbarossa-”
“Protect their relationship.”
“Unconventional domestic arrangements.”
“Self-accommodate.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“I can’t talk to you, my wife doesn’t want me to.”
“Lazy and complaint media.”
“An instructor rumoured to make trainees lick the drill yard clean,”
“Training in men’s uniforms because women’s didn’t exist.”
“Been too famous for too long.”
“I started running and after three blocks hid behind a skip.”
“I see no good in you,”
“Get hired through his introduction.”
“Presumably mystified American wrestlers.”
“Subgroup of a subgroup.”
“Didn’t draw too much attention to their otherness.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Lewd lifestyle.”
“Hatred knows no bounds.”
“Who needs to pray with a red thong on?”
“Going to Starbucks to read the bible.”
“Stole her wedding ring and pawned it.”
“End me.”
“Stole a rifle.”
“Blames them for his lack of success.”
“Meant to hurt us.”
“LSA.”
“Whatever choice he makes, he owns.”
“To his credit.”
“Do I look like a threat to society?”
“Our business is our business.”
“Not in my house.”
“You don’t hear my words.”
“Go to weed.”
“This is not a good story for you.”
“Some form of stability.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Caveman hookers.”
“Mr Blasty.”
‘Fearaibh Fionntra’ Quotes:
“They’re bad bastards.”
“He ate the door.”
“God damn him.”
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On ‘Neighbours’: Toadie, Nell and Sonya have the prime spot in the credits. Shane’s family are trash. Shane’s relative has reported Tyler to the police for punching T-Bone.
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Tegan loves stealing other women’s men. She did it with Leela and now she does it to Holly. Maxine and Adam don’t get married and then they do. Maxine acts like the pitied party. Darcy is a bitch. Storylines have no fixed endpoint. There is no deep appreciation for this. Maxine slaps Darcy. This has no lyricism. Adam is a twit. Holly is a slag. Tegan the slag is pregnant. Darcy is trash. Hunter and Prince’s menacing element dad returns.