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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

Arrow’ 5x21 promo
WTF is going on?

‘The Flash’ 3x21 trailer
Well, that’s who Savitar is. Barry is dumb.

‘Agents of SHIELD’ 4x21 promo
Coulson is thick.

‘It Comes At Night’ trailer
WTF? A house in the woods and something is out there. Mmmm, goo and fear turns men into monsters. Nah, this is all hard stares and sudden bursts of shouting.

Best Lines:
“I want honest answers.”

“We never go out at night.”

“Who opened it?”

‘Haven’ opening credits
This ran for 5 seasons? HOW?

‘Mindhorn’ trailer

‘Baywatch’ trailer

‘Alien Covenant’ trailer

‘Miss Sloane’ trailer

‘Baby Driver’ trailer
Hell no.

‘All Eyez On Me’ trailer

‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ promo

Forest fruits - okay.
Toasted cheese on gluten free bread - okay.

Watched some of ‘Poirot’ ep ‘Mrs McGinty’s Dead’: it was not good. In fact it was inept and full of duplicitous people. These people are unable to interact meaningfully. People strain visibly to summon gravitas. This was not thought provoking or moving.

Best Lines:
“The best family in the county has to take in lodgers.”

“That class of person.”

“She does that.”

“Letters of malice.”

“Meddling little Belgian.”

“Low origin.”

“Never had sex in his life.”

“The terrible, terrible beds in which I try to sleep.”

“Sugar hammer.”

“I don’t speak.”

I will review ‘The Love Witch’, ‘The White Path’ and ‘The Boy On The Bridge’.

I won’t review ‘Into The Water’.

‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ got a 2nd season?

They’re remaking ‘Firestarter’?

Anyone see ‘Fire, Ice and Dynamite’ (1990) or ‘Firestarter 2: Rekindled’?

I’d try lychee gelato.

Anyone see ‘Breaking Away’ (1979) or ‘Great Balls Of Fire!’?

They’ve remade ‘Whiskey Galore!’????

‘Dr Phil’ Quote:
“Under siege in our own home.”

“Got picked up at a park at 2am.”

“No authority over this child whatsoever.”

“Bad parental decisions.”

“Scream, cry and manipulate her way out of accountability.”

“Tantrum behaviour.”

“Set the rhetoric.”

“Go get drugs.”

“Highly dysfunctional situation.”

“Your anger doesn’t scare me.”

“Complete defiance and disrespect.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Lacked quantification.”

“Housed me out of pity.”

“Explaining her plight.”

“The working class communicates in dropped syllables, slang and scratching.”

“Plugging the bullet holes in her hut with raw wool to keep out the wind.”

“I knew how these things were perceived.”

“Unspoken ultimatum.”

“Disheartened by society’s judgement of them.”

“Whose home life can only be speculated about, not always kindly.”

“It’s a New York that no longer exists.”

“Rural rituals.”

“A very masculine type of aggression is being rejected here,”

“Collectively shamed.”

“Emotional responses are demonised and feared.”

“Delayed any possibility of a rescue.”

“It had been scientifically determined that I was stupid.”

“Some extremely disgruntled hard cases.”

“Had difficulty exerting even basic control.”

“Metalwork seemed to disappear from the curriculum after tough kids turned the lathe area into a weapons factory, manufacturing a steady stream of improvised but deadly-looking crossbows.”

“Hardly endeared himself to liberal opinion.”

‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quote:

‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“The royal consort.”

“Reliably mine.”

“The powerful threat.”

“Did not mean owning up to any particular intention.”

‘Watchmen’ Quotes:
“All those liberals and intellectuals and smooth talkers.”

“He’ll quit, when he’s dead.”

“A city dying of rabies.”

“Human cockroaches talking about their heroin,”

“Feel slightly depressed.”

“The flabby failure sits whimpering in his basement.”

“Violent lives ending violently.”

“What could possibly have scared The Comedian enough to cry?”

“Hope can be a horrible thing.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“I declare this thing open, whatever it is.”

“It looks like a tart’s bedroom.”

“If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she’s not interested.”

“Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.”

“How reasonable are the reasons for disliking her.”

“Posh person pastime like falconry or swan barbecuing.”

“Human ham hock.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Social anger.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:


“Hobo teeth.”

“Overhyped passing fad.”

“Your skunk bath.”

“Get you some sneakers, the kind that gang members wear.”

“I’m a nature photographer.”
“Wow, 2 things that won’t exist in 20 years.”

“Is it panic you want?”

“How do you look up a word?”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Restaking their claim to relevance.”

“Moral condition.”

“Moral progress.”

“Moral busybodies.”


“Doctrinal commitment.”

“The derision with which celebrity pronouncements on serious matters are now met,”

“To be as offensive as possible was really very important.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Finn accuses Susan of white ant-ing him. WTF? Elly’s veneers and lip implants are a joke. She has undoubted stupidity. Finn stares blankly and he does not have unflinching integrity. This was truly dismal. Xanthe has a sister? Mark gives Paige and Jack all of baby Caitlyn’s nursery items.

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Kim commits moral violations and tries to kill herself and leaves or something. Grace gurns. Why are Darcy and Maxine fighting over Adam? Darcy’s brat ruins Maxine’s wedding dress. Lisa annoys. Simone has a joyless countenance. This is hilariously ghastly. Esther is all tragic naffness. Grace is outrageously awful and ill-judged and decreasingly endearing. This is a tedious thing. Why is Grace in the nightclub if Warren owns it? Kim is still in the opening credits. Is Neeta doing a Macron with Hunter? Cindy runs for political office. Another ludicrous narrative innovation. This was unashamedly ridiculous and unnecessarily mean. Various vacuous narcissists engage in misguided folly.

Best Lines:
“Take the tat inside.”

“Make Hollyoaks great again.”
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