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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ trailer
Skellig Michael, Luke speaks, someone mutters, the back of Leia’s head, someone’s mask is broken, a light sabre is waved, Kylo Ren looks unfriendly, there is red stuff, BB-8, Poe and fighting. Mmmmm.

Best Line:
“It is time for the Jedi to end.”

‘The Mist’ trailer
A TV show version of the novella. This has to be better than the 2007 movie. There is a mall, a church and bad things happen. This looks GOOD.

Best Lines:
“Your god is not here.”

“Arrowhead, Arrowhead, do you copy?”

‘Dead Awake’ trailer
People have nightmares and bad hair and sleep paralysis. This looks jerky and there is whispering and a bath. This looks dumb.

Best Lines:
“Something evil.”

“Seems like superstition.”

‘Wolf’ (1994) ad
No.

‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2’ TV spot
No.

‘Badass Brides’ promo
White trash.

Made gluten free brownie - it was okay if gooey.
Club Lemon - yum.
Cherry Pie yogurt - okay.
Gianduja - yum.
Cranberry Ganache - okay.
Sea salt & cracked black pepper hand cooked crisps - nice.
Wild garlic pesto - yum.
Gluten free shortcrust apple pie - okay.

‘The Magicians’ has been renewed for season 3!

Poor Brazilian prison cats.

There is a ‘Stakeland 2’? Do NOT want.

I may watch ‘State of Affairs’, ’Covert Affairs’ season 5 or ‘Clique’.

Superman is back on ‘Supergirl’?

Anyone see ‘Dead Heat’?

There will be a TV show version of ‘The Haunting of Hill House’?

‘The Void’ poster looks good.

I won’t bother with ‘Mars’ season 1 or ‘Hekla’s Children’ or ‘The I.D.I.C Epidemic’.

I will review ‘Dracula Untold‘, ‘Relics’, ‘Chosen’, ‘Betrayed’, ‘Untamed’ and ‘The Pandora Principle’.

WTF is oyster water?

I watched the ‘Poirot’ ep ‘Cards On The Table’. It was wildly different to the book. Alexander Siddig overacted as the victim. The police are not called and there are logic gaps. Still it was good.

Best Lines:
“Probably went to the wrong kind of school.”

“Tax your memory carefully.”

“Insincerity sickens me.”

“Never trust the Welsh!”

“Matter of indifference to me.”

‘Monkey Life’ Quote:
“Wild caught.”

Legally Blonde’ Quote:
“Subject matter jurisdiction.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Made contact with him through Facebook - within two months she had run away to live with him in another town,”

“Bombarded and pressurised.”

“Misleading version of events.”

“If they would turn up here or what they might do to us.”

“Demanding and hostile.”

“Displayed complete disregard.”

“Intrusive and unplanned communication.”

“Dispute the removal.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Inappropriate responses.”

“Table grapes.”

“Works only in their favour.”

“No place of refuge, nor expectation of respite.”

“Inclusive communal hatred.”

“Fight name.”

“A scorpion dropped on his head - and later stung him - as he was having his lunch on a business class flight.”

“Waves a light sabre in an unfriendly manner.”

“Punched the prosecuting barrister in the face.”

“Brought into court accompanied by four prison officers dressed in full riot gear.”

‘RTE News’ Quotes:
“Get our chickens safe.”

“Unemployable as a risk officer.”

‘Modern Family’ Quote:
“You need to control your woman!”

‘Elementary’ Quote:
“We’ve encountered an unusual number of open doors.”

‘Sunday Independent’ Quotes:
“The power to honour or dishonour our family, through our behaviour.”

“It just goes on and on. And that’s your life.”

“Her old well collapsed.”

“Country dogs scared her.”

“Still regard them as lurking.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“A general air of striving to become somewhere people might actually want to linger.”

“Scandalised decent society, largely through lying about with no clothes on.”

“Scorn for domesticity.”

“He fancied he had an affinity with gypsies (an intuition not, it seems, shared by gypsies).”

“”Intellectuals” (always a suspect label in Britain),”

“Use of obscure phrases espoused by certain personal litigants and their support groups.”

“Decade-long saga of staff unrest.”

“Pressure to amuse.”

“The wine is opened by blow-torching a pair of tongs at the table until they are hot enough to melt off the entire top of the bottle - cork, glass and all.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quote:
“He’s pretty bitter.”

“Jumped out of a 2 storey building and out of a moving police car.”

“Two high speed chases.”

“Her mom might die again.”

“That urn is her mother’s remains.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Creating a space for violence to happen.”

“You’re worse than Hitler!”
“Too late for flattery.”

Arrested at interview.”

“Go the wood shop and make yourself a push broom, you’re going to need it.”

“Towel off with the floor mat.”

“Elect them to the highest office.”

“Kill him for the insurance.”

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On ‘Neighbours’: Tyler and Piper bitch and whine. Leo is a brat. Who is paying for the house that Paige is squatting in? Paige is vile. Jack annoys. Piper whines. Elly teaches yoga? Gary and co are trash.

Best Line:
“No more showering in thongs!”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: I heard a rumour that Freddie is leaving. YEAH! Warren KILLED Bart with nefarious intent. Freddie’s ma doesn’t want Lexi and has dumped her back on Freddie who tries to offload his bastard child onto Mercedes. Where is Kim? There is unceasing flippancy and dark thoughts. Outrageous behaviour amuses apparently. Why is Warren upset? He’s murdered people before. Scott annoys and is contentious. Where is Sienna’s husband? Mercedes dumps Lexi right back on Freddie. Mac glowers. James is ignored.
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