Stealing Snow by Danielle Paige
Snow, a mental patient is opinionated and defiant and obsesses over a violent fellow inmate, then she learns she is a princess with magic powers. She ends up in a fantasy world and one isn’t emotionally invested in this. Snow seeks out the truth but nobody will tell her anything. A harem of men follows her around. This starts out well but then becomes caustic and indefensibly stupid. This annoys and bores on an unrelenting basis.
Best Lines:
“The lamps were nailed down to the floor and tea was served lukewarm in paper cups for safety.”
“The things I didn’t and couldn’t have.”
“The nailed-down coffee table.”