epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

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Movie Review: The Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Darth Vader searches for Luke, Leia kisses Luke, Yoda and his crap spiritual brilliance shows up and Luke seemingly has no peripheral vision. Luke wears what looks like an adult diaper in one scene and the creepy Imperial Walkers show up. There are 70s porn-tashes and everything inevitably explodes. There is a hint of Vader’s scars and scenes with Yoda, Lando and Han drag. There is big reveal that surely everyone knows, Luke goes into absolute shock and it ends on a cliffhanger. This was okay.

Best Lines:

“Could be turned.”

“Offspring of Anakin Skywalker.”

“No, I am your father.”
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