‘Big Little Lies’ promo
Kind of great?
‘Knight Rider’ theme
So cool.
‘Once Upon A Time In Mexico’ (2003) promo
No.
‘Awake’ (2007) promo
No.
‘Jumper’ (2008) promo
Nah.
‘Pet’ trailer
A weirdo stalks and things go pitch black crazy. Looks weird.
‘Under The Shadow’ trailer
Nah.
‘Arrow’ 5x17 promo
WTF?
Mint Belgian dark chocolate - nice.
Peanut choc chip raw choc brownie fruit & nut bar - nice.
Handmade lemon curd farmhouse yogurt - okay.
I will review ‘Rites Of Azathoth’, ‘Gentlemen & Players’, ‘The Void’, ‘The Master Of Time’, ‘Control’, ‘A Betrayal In Blood’ and ‘Nightstruck’.
I won’t review ‘The Flash’ 3x15 ‘The Wrath Of Savitar’.
I won’t review ‘The Best and the Brightest’.
B*witched are reuniting.
WTF are silent rings?
‘27 Dresses’ (2008) was wtf.
Recall ‘Higher Ground’?
‘Rugrats’ was naff.
Houseguest whines about a birdbox and Paddy’s day. He yanks open the dishwasher when it’s on and defends his crapulence and ‘wacky’ non-cooperation with inept intransigence. He tells us to stop snarling and lectures us on answering the door and uses a laptop he shouldn’t and may have caused issues with it. He makes a mess and is incapable of doing the dishwasher. He made a production out of applying for a job; he breathes like an obscene phone caller and whines. He provokes violent annoyance and won’t leave.
Recall flavoured jellybeans?
Why did Kylo Ren go to dark side night school instead of justice and peace keeping with his rad laser sword? Why does he worship his trashcan grandfather? Will ‘The Last Jedi’ tell us?
Anyone read ‘The Glove Of Darth Vader’?
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Refrain from excessive statements.”
“I didn’t like them, I got away from them.”
“Ostracised by members of his own family.”
“The reason why he was shunned by former friends and why members of his family told him they wanted nothing more to do with him.”
“Turned him away.”
“Good reasons for a newspaper to be apprehensive about accusing a bishop of fathering a secret love child.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Smoke heroin for 48 hours straight.”
“On his third liver at least.”
“Active farmer.”
“Intruding female.”
“Rogue falconers.”
“Too much inflow of ideology.”
“Striptease bookings in dubious pubs.”
“Threw a breeze block at her from a balcony.”
“Run out of Hull by the police.”
“Retrospective acceptance.”
“Hull hard cases.”
“Ornamental hermits.”
“Lax in grooming and willing to sleep in caves on the country estates of the aristocracy.”
“Who determines who is offended?”
“A time-honoured way of influencing opinions.”
“Play a long waiting game.”
“That’s where I notice trends.”
“People wouldn’t want to be in the room with him.”
“Subject to movement controls.”
‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Procedurally inappropriate.”
‘Inside No 9’ Quotes:
“Mean faced one with the bad breath.”
“I don’t want them to get in contact.”
“People don’t have video players anymore.”
“Penny for the guy.”
“In March?”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Passes so much judgement.”
“From a loving place.”
“There’s no me time.”
“Pathetic pig of a woman.”
“A bum and a loser.”
“Easy to say and hard to do.”
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On ‘Neighbours‘: Cloddish Toadie gives ‘Dee’ a cheque for 100,000. Paige tells Jack he is the baby daddy. Steph tells her lover to go back to her wife and child. Toadie cries when ‘Dee’ and Willow run off with his money. He is so done with Sonya.
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Kim gaslights Esther who cries. Scott wails about being caught stealing. Ellie has issues and freaks out at hypnotoad. Grace’s disgusting brothers annoy. James drinks. Darcy crashes Adam and Maxine’s engagement party. Alfie shows up to annoy. Darcy is a bitch and Adam weeps over her. Ellie is a nutcase and Maxine is ditched and dismissed.
Scott is a hypocrite; Esther carries on, Grace’s gross brothers’ whine and Ellie drama queens. Esther has drama. Grace’s evil mother is evil. Where is Minnie? Is Diane the mother of Scott? Goldie’s twins are nasty. Hypnotoad is stupid. Darcy is obviously rapturously evil. Grace’s family collapses in acrimony. Tony’s bastard screeches. Diane’s box is an issue. Hypnotoad cries.
Best Lines:
“I want to speak to my fiancée.”
“Which one?”
“Wallowing in your own misery.”
“Do one!”
“Grace didn’t push me off the boat, your mother did.”
“I got family drama.”
“She had an affair with Scott’s dad!”
“Robbing off Esther!”
“Have you lost a baby?”
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