‘The Flash’ 3x16 promo
‘The Wolf’ promo
‘The Void’ trailer
‘SS-GB’ 1x04 promo
‘The Replacement’ 1x02 promo
‘A Simple Plan’ (1999) promo
‘Get Out’ TV spot
‘Big Little Lies’ promo
‘Ghost In The Shell’ TV spot
‘American Justice’ promo
‘The Replacement’ 1x03 promo
‘Candyman’ (1992) trailer
“Starts attributing the daily horrors of their lives to a mythical figure.”
Wheat free cracked black pepper oatcakes - okay.
Freakshakes look gross.
When will I see ‘Kong: Skull Island’?
‘Cujo’ (1983) looked terrifying.
I won’t review ‘The Flash’ 3x14 ‘Attack On Central City’.
WTF is the Shadowhunter Tarot?
‘The Kindred’ (1987): some things are best left unborn. I may get a DVD of this.
I’ll review ‘Honeymoon In Vegas’.
Houseguest blares radio and snots about central heating and makes mess. He demands we be supportive and say supportive things and never ever says thank you. He is told to say thanks and complained about having to say thank you all the time - he never says thanks. He belittles his partner, makes mess, stole a t-shirt, sulks, babbles madly, insults people, is lazy and thankless, leaves doors open and sleeps in. He also stole tea. More vile provocations. He rants about the freezer and plots. He whines and claims our house is cold all the time, leaves doors open, whines about Paris, his old bike, his old job, his city, his partner and his ‘illness’. Oh go away. He stole popcorn and burnt it.
RIP the poor Paris rhino Vince.
‘Sunday Independent’ Quotes:
“Little kingdom of filth.”
“Never before explored by human beings.”
“Unconvinced of his prospects.”
‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“Put you at risk without even a thought.”
“Lying to you constantly.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Non gender normative Malibu Stacey.”
“World War China.”
“Make guys with a windowless van look bad.”
“You had Dean Cain!”
“You fakers disgust me!”
“A riff of joy.”
“There really is such a thing?”
“A quiet lunch.”
“It sounds like how paste tastes.”
“Control my own emotions.”
“Storage lockers. Our only growth industry.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“They don’t come.”
“Withold sex as leverage.”
“I can’t look at it and care.”
“What happened to that marriage?”
“Get happy or get gone.”
“Behaviourally measurable outcomes.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“People driving Range Rovers who shop at Whole Foods,”
“East-coast prep-school girls wearing black puffers and Uggs,”
‘Sky News’ Quote:
Where is Nick? James has simmering fury. John-Paul is an ass, a lying ass. Don’t Ste and Harry have jobs? James drives around very slowly in a highly conspicuous yellow sports car. Mercedes looks haggard. James let John-Paul know he knows. Cleo hits on Warren. John-Paul isn’t sorry. James is devastated and vengeful. Jack rages at Frankie. How do James and John-Paul get back to Chester after James wrecks the vintage car? Myra dumps Diego again. John-Paul is still chasing Ste. John-Paul declares his love for Ste. Harry is proposed to by Ste. John-Paul needs to go and go now, everyone hates him.
“I hope you washed the sheets.”
“She’s old and confused!”
“No-one around here cares about you.”
“Daddy and Wednesday Addams are dead and buried.”
On ‘Neighbours’: Willow and Piper are vile. Drab is highly imperfect. Steph ruins more lives and is not contemplative. Sheila is awful. ‘Dee’ continues her exceptionally obnoxious conduct. Sonya is sick of Willow and ‘Dee’. Piper is thick. Lord I hate Steph. Toadie sulks and ignores his sick wife. His negative behaviour bores.