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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Supergirl’ 2x16 promo
Teri Hatcher and Kevin Sorbo! NOOOOO!

‘The Flash’ 3x16 promo
Oh god no.

‘The Wolf’ promo
WTF?

‘The Void’ trailer
A crazy cult and gore. Oh yes.

‘Life’ trailer
Meh.

Best Line:
“Life beyond earth.”

‘SS-GB’ 1x04 promo
Is Huth hitting on Archer? A yank bumbles.

Best Line:
“It’s starting.”

‘The Replacement’ 1x02 promo
Mmmmm.

‘A Simple Plan’ (1999) promo
Creepy.

‘Get Out’ TV spot
No.

‘Big Little Lies’ promo
Interesting.

‘Ghost In The Shell’ TV spot
No.

‘American Justice’ promo
“You can’t run around stabbing people.”

‘Clique’ promo
Maybe.

‘The Replacement’ 1x03 promo
Mmmm.

‘Candyman’ (1992) trailer
Scary music, 80s hair and clothes, a deep voiceover, idiots say the name into a mirror, there are bees and what is behind the mirror? This was a good trailer.

Best Lines:
“It ain’t safe around here.”

“Starts attributing the daily horrors of their lives to a mythical figure.”

Wheat free cracked black pepper oatcakes - okay.
Lime Curd - gross.
Chicken Liver Pate Brandy - odd.
Mini chevre - okay.
Wild Garlic Pesto - yum.
Fruit nut cake - yum.
Extra fine lemon dark chocolate - okay.

Freakshakes look gross.

When will I see ‘Kong: Skull Island’?

‘Cujo’ (1983) looked terrifying.

I won’t review ‘The Flash’ 3x14 ‘Attack On Central City’.

WTF is the Shadowhunter Tarot?

‘The Kindred’ (1987): some things are best left unborn. I may get a DVD of this.

I’ll review ‘Honeymoon In Vegas’.

Houseguest blares radio and snots about central heating and makes mess. He demands we be supportive and say supportive things and never ever says thank you. He is told to say thanks and complained about having to say thank you all the time - he never says thanks. He belittles his partner, makes mess, stole a t-shirt, sulks, babbles madly, insults people, is lazy and thankless, leaves doors open and sleeps in. He also stole tea. More vile provocations. He rants about the freezer and plots. He whines and claims our house is cold all the time, leaves doors open, whines about Paris, his old bike, his old job, his city, his partner and his ‘illness’. Oh go away. He stole popcorn and burnt it.

RIP the poor Paris rhino Vince.

‘Sunday Independent’ Quotes:
“Induced lactation.”

“Little kingdom of filth.”

“Never before explored by human beings.”

“Unconvinced of his prospects.”

“Rich degenerates.”

‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“Fights are the most common outcomes of any attempt to care.”

“Put you at risk without even a thought.”

“Lying to you constantly.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Heed his lesson.”

“Non gender normative Malibu Stacey.”

“World War China.”

“Make guys with a windowless van look bad.”

“You had Dean Cain!”

“You fakers disgust me!”

“A riff of joy.”

“Strangulation triggers.”

“There really is such a thing?”

“A quiet lunch.”

“It sounds like how paste tastes.”

“Control my own emotions.”

“Storage lockers. Our only growth industry.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“You elected to get pregnant.”

“They don’t come.”

“Withold sex as leverage.”

“I can’t look at it and care.”

“What happened to that marriage?”

“Get happy or get gone.”

“Financially devastated.”

“Behaviourally measurable outcomes.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“A bad choice at a bad moment.”

“People driving Range Rovers who shop at Whole Foods,”

“East-coast prep-school girls wearing black puffers and Uggs,”

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Remain unharmed.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: John-Paul and Ste had sex in James’ bed. Sick. John-Paul has no morals. There are no frankly explored intimacies. John-Paul feigns concern and has no propriety. What is the appeal of Ste? James is a finer man than Ste. Diego plots. Doesn’t anyone have a job. Warren RAGES. Walking chin stubble Diego is obviously dodgy. Frankie thinks. Harry bothers Amy. Where is Ryan? John-Paul is let down by indiscipline. There is a Sinead mention. Ste blames John-Paul for him cheating on him with her. John-Paul acts in a wildly suspicious fashion. John-Paul is foul. Cleo fancies Joel, she has forgotten Nathan. James finds out about being cheated on.

Where is Nick? James has simmering fury. John-Paul is an ass, a lying ass. Don’t Ste and Harry have jobs? James drives around very slowly in a highly conspicuous yellow sports car. Mercedes looks haggard. James let John-Paul know he knows. Cleo hits on Warren. John-Paul isn’t sorry. James is devastated and vengeful. Jack rages at Frankie. How do James and John-Paul get back to Chester after James wrecks the vintage car? Myra dumps Diego again. John-Paul is still chasing Ste. John-Paul declares his love for Ste. Harry is proposed to by Ste. John-Paul needs to go and go now, everyone hates him.

Best Lines:
“You were going out with my dad when we first kissed!”

“In public?”

“I hope you washed the sheets.”

“She’s old and confused!”

“No-one around here cares about you.”

“Daddy and Wednesday Addams are dead and buried.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Willow and Piper are vile. Drab is highly imperfect. Steph ruins more lives and is not contemplative. Sheila is awful. ‘Dee’ continues her exceptionally obnoxious conduct. Sonya is sick of Willow and ‘Dee’. Piper is thick. Lord I hate Steph. Toadie sulks and ignores his sick wife. His negative behaviour bores.
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