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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Killing Fields’ promo
No.

‘The Others’ (2001) promo
No.

‘Gold’ TV spot
Greedy people rant.

‘Arrow’ 5x11 promo
Shrug.

I won’t review ‘Emerald City’.

‘Police Academy’ (1984) was not funny at all.

‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ sounds naff.

I fear I have a bone spur.

Houseguest wails about his predetermined companion and not sleeping, drinks excessive water and is incapable of shopping. I’d prefer it if houseguest left. He mumbles insanely and yells down phone to his bank. Loudly.

Where is Lady Sovereign these days?

Recall the ‘Allo Allo’ books ‘The War Diaries of Rene Artois’ from 1988 and 1989?

Anyone see the 2004 ‘Earthsea’?

Joseline Hernandez Quote:
“Ho, why is you here?”

‘Allo Allo’ Quote:
“My bum is on a thistle!”

‘Great American Railway Journeys’ Quotes:
“Tree rats.”

“Bastion of law.”

‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“Evident personal cost.”

“Honest detail.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Chased her around the house with a pair of scissors.”

Keep them in line.”

“Been arrested over 42 times.”

“Psychotic psychopath.”

“Histrionic overreaction.”

“Maternal interference.”

“I feel very attacked.”

“You need to hear me woman!”

“I don’t have the need to be loved by strangers.”

“Irritating as hell.”

“Miserable bitch.”

“Skype visitations.”

“Contemporary Christian music.”

“Doesn’t make me feel too good.”

“To his expectations.”

“Why are you inept?”

“Touch or strike.”

“Mother’s role in the family.”

“Two documents from your purse.”

“Very restricting.”

“How were you famous then?”

“Had so much attention.”

“Sing for the Lord.”

“Poisonous sports drinks.”

“Controlling ex military psychopath.”

“Incredibly hateful, spiteful, antagonistic.”

“She has no shame.”

“Walk and die syndrome.”

“I need to be understood.”

“You know how to threaten quite well.”

“Redefining family.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Enrage middle-class losers.”

“Perceived enemy.”

“Pointless national rift.”

“Constant recourse to drama.”

“She ruined her husband.”

“Notoriously creepy.”

“He just happens to be really loud about it.”

“Chasm of understanding.”

“I don’t know what I do wrong,”

“Social war.”

“Had he given that cooperation, this matter could have ended very differently.”

“Behave normally, or go.”

“Impossible to verify.”

“Leaves human misery on display in streets, doorways, parks and beaches.”

“Stabbed on at least three separate occasions, chased with samurai swords and shotguns, had gangsters after him.”

“Within touching distance of mainstream acceptance.”

“Prioritising less confrontational sounds.”

‘Irish Independent’ Quotes:
“Adding, with some menace.”

“Deliberate propagation of ignorance.”

‘Allo Allo’ Quotes:
“If I am not nice to them, they will shoot me.”

“Wait for me by the brie.”

“Up against a wall. With guns.”

“Your obedience pleases me.”

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On ‘Neighbours’: Toadie rants about Mark and ignores Sonia. Terese is fat and annoying. Karl and Susan and Toadie fawn over Dee. Terese is rude, temperamental, uncooperative, threatening and dismissive. Nobody deescalates a sitch. Paige lies to Jack, Amy is ditched, Toadie the irreparably stupid fool fawns over fake Dee and barely makes an effort to look interested in Sonia.

Best Line:
“Make Dee go away.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Leela’s bitchy. Cameron blackmails Lisa cos he isn’t dead. Zack gets out of the van. Leela and Ste are smug. Where is Sienna? Warren swaggers. Mac is awful. Where is James? Cleo attention seeks. Leela coos over her bastard. Cleo is frightful. Harry causes vexation. He is all puerility. There is no accumulated anguish. Peri disowns Cameron. Leela and Teegan have no regret for their crap. They drove Cameron to petulantly jealous paranoia. They don’t even pretend shame. Cleo writes to Pete. She doesn’t care how she’s perceived. Mercedes and Goldie split a giant sausage.

Best Line:
“Get yourself round that.”
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