Tracks (2013)
In 1970s Australia, there is dust, sand, sunlight and feral camels. A woman plans to walk thousands of miles across the desert. Rick (Adam Driver) photographs her trek. There is whining and more whining and she seems to be a mental case. This bored.
Best Lines:
“Six months of hard walk.”
“Don’t have to be unlucky to die out there.”
“Camel lady.”
“Taking photos of secret business.”
“Nice people confound me.”
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Maleficent (2014)
Angelina Jolie stars in this retelling of ‘Sleeping Beauty’. It is done with boring pretentious grim relish. A man betrays his fairy friend for power and lives to regret it.
Best Lines:
“It was not to be.”
“He sought to strike it down.”
“She remembered not.”
“Winged elf.”
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Breaking The Waves (1996)
No.
The Peacemaker (1997)
No.
Alexander (2004)
Poo.
A Bucket Of Blood (1959)
Okay
To Die For (1995)
Okay.
xXx (2002)
No.
Darkman (1990)
No.
Hostel (2005)
Dumb.