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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Santa Clarita Diet’ promo
Drew Barrymore becomes a zombie and meets other annoying actors. Inherently negative.

Best Line:
“That was a crazy amount of vomit.”

‘The Belko Experiment’ promo
I’m there.

‘Raw’ trailer

‘Hollyoaks’ promo
Why is Leela so unapologetic? A body is found and Amy dies.

‘Bones’ promo
Is the Gormagon serial killer back?

‘Urban Myths’ promo

Tomato & Rosemary soup - okay.
Vodka - no wonder Russians are bellicose.
Ikea 70% Dark choc - mediocre.

Remember decent freesheets in London?

A went missing but came home 12 hours later. Very upsetting.

Recall the ads for slim cigarettes?

‘Batman Forever’ deleted scene Quote:
“Hell is in here.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I’m leaving the situation.”

“I’ve never been liked.”

“FBI letter.”

“Creating false documents from the FBI.”

“Why can’t we be a team?”

“I’ll go live in the van.”

“Take her and use her for prostitution.”

“All conspired against her.”

“A lot of people are poor.”

“Threatening me over the internet.”

“What’s your intention?”

“Living in your car.”

“Unemployed, living in a car and violent.”

“I don’t know what he is.”

“Women trafficking or drugs.”

‘Daily Mail’ Quotes:
“Go and pour some warm paste in your mouth.”

“Go and read a children’s book with hard pages.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Such things have no value.”


“Propagate hatred.”


“Impossible to control.”

“A difficulty and a challenge.”

“We must control and corral them.”

“The vast dissatisfied, rebellious herd of men and women who cannot ever be trusted.”


“Lower stress level.”

“Damage existing friendships.”

“Getting and spending.”

“Claims the crown for which she strived for so long.”

“No audible dissent.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Cambridge talk.”

“Juror prejudice.”

“I deny. I denounce. This is fake art.”

“Any toy that lasts two Christmases is considered a success.”

“Worked from photocopies of designs.”

“I never got Optimus Prime. He was too popular.”

“We had a dot matrix printer that took half an hour to print a single script - and it was state-of-the-art.”

“I was not respected.”

‘Irish Daily Mail’ Quotes:
“Make a mockery of himself on TV for more attention.”

“Behaviour was so irrational that an incapacitant spray had to be used.”

“Certainly not for their welfare.”

‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“Rogue pilot action.”

“Consort with women of low social reasonability.”

“Big impressive presence.”

“Fancy pilots.”

“Professional former astronauts.”

“We’ll never get back to the moon this way.”

“The gods of Apollo.”

“Regretfully have to conclude.”

‘3 News’ Quotes:
“Disowned by her mother and siblings.”

“Isolated from her community.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Died from my hatred of you.”

“Tortoise water.”

“A pile of his fallen chums.”

“I’m bathing with a dog’s tongue.”

“Sure why not?”

“Since you’re interesting now.”

“Sure glad to see me.”

“Runs on pony smiles.”

“They’re strapping down Liza Minnelli.”

“Toilet gin.”

‘Meet The Trumps: From Immigrant To President’ Quotes:
“A tough man in a tough city.”

“A pretty bad kid.”

“Crust first.”

“Downwardly mobile trajectory.”

“Married the wrong parent.”

“Rumoured other woman.”

“Turn the attention back to himself.”

‘Great British Railway Journeys Goes To Ireland’ Quotes:
“Pre-Norman era.”

“A fish lift.”

‘Teen Mom 2’ Quote:
“Being a felon ain’t illegal!”

On ‘Neighbours’: Who is funding Piper running away? Paige is still pregnant but who is the father? Shouldn’t Piper be in school? Recall Kate the twit? Tyler and Piper lie in bed. Paige rubs her sluttishness in Jack’s face. David is a doctor? Is Lauren’s café the only hangout in town? Elly is an idiot. Ned whines. Piper is selfish. This defies logic. Piper brought her cat with her on her runaway? Paige is selfish. Mark is the moral arbiter?

Tyler is a whining idiot. He is irksome and whines about people making it difficult for his 25 years old ass to screw his underage schoolgirl girlfriend. Why doesn’t Mark arrest him? Tyler is rueful and audaciously stupid. Mark and Aaron were right to call him stupid. Ned recalls Josh. Tyler causes trouble and has bad skin. Mark calls Tyler an idiot. Lauren is interminable. Who is Victoria? TPTB make Steph a ho and an untrustworthy bisexual.

Paige is a bitch. Drab and Terese yell at selfish unrepentant unintelligent incapable Piper. Who uses words like triggering? Tyler won’t apologise. Aaron is thick. Tyler is fired for his lying and dishonesty and untrustworthy acts. Lauren shoves her nose in. Piper manufactures victim status. Lauren has no remorse for destroying Terese’s family. Drab whines about Lauren. Piper needs a whipping. Lauren and Paige barge in. Paige makes it all about her.

Best Lines:
“He didn’t sound happy.”

“Let them win.”

“Where is your shirt? Did it fall off?”

“Might not recognise the life you go back to.”

“What’s your point?”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Liam goes for Grace. Thorpe lurks. Nancy’s MS has worn off or something. Ellie is miserable. Esther is unpleasant. Louis and Leela cause a fuss. Liam plots against Grace. Liam is immoral and devoted to Eva’s twat. Leela is unapologetically bitchy.
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