‘Outcast’ season 2 trailer
What is going on?
‘Taboo’ promo
This BBC drama looks dramatic.
‘Collateral Beauty’ TV spot
No.
‘Original Sin’ (2001) promo
Nah.
‘T2 Trainspotting’ TV spot
History repeats itself. They’re older but not wiser.
‘Doctor Who’ promo
Matt Lucas and an annoying new woman and Daleks. No.
‘Sherlock’ promo
Bad haircuts, mean Mary, brooding and an overacting git.
‘Give My Head Peace’ promo
No.
Best Line:
“I’m finished with this family.”
‘Doctor Who’ promo
No.
‘Auction Hunters’ opening credits
Inconsistent.
‘To Walk invisible’ promo
Mmmm.
‘Alien: Covenant’ trailer
And?
Spiced beef - okay.
Plum & preserved lemon chutney - yum.
Sea salted butter - nice.
Irish Jalapeno pepper relish - okay.
Extra thick toffee & pecan cream - yum.
Tangy orange crème - okay.
Runts - not so hot.
Gluten free lemon drizzle cake - mmmm.
Gluten free chocolate sponge pudding - okay.
RIP George Michael
Recall Cidona? Or people covering half a melon in tinfoil and spitting it with cocktail sticks topped with cheddar cubes?
The houseguest stole a heater. Who does that? He saw a dessert I wanted and didn’t buy it. And had me butter his bread. Who does this? Houseguest played with his tablet during Christmas dinner and tried to watch a TV show as we waited for the Queen’s Speech. He was given a 2nd bottle of champagne and complained it was too cold. Then claimed to need help lying down. Malingerer. Houseguest continued faking illness, attention seeking and taking over conversations. He was finally made to go to a hospital.
Chagas sounds gross. As does blackfly transit and leishmaniosis.
What is a bushmaster viper? And what are bullet ants?
Paperless lavatories exist?
I want to try deep fried brie.
Body bows are tacky.
I will review ‘The Murmur of Masks'.
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“I’d have been much more respectful.”
“Their tiny restaurant with no toilets.”
“Countless men have told me to shut up.”
“Instincts lower than those of a pig.”
“Elite discourse.”
“Stubborn ability to occupy media space without really doing anything.”
“Purposeless celebrity.”
“Express bewilderment.”
“One of those rare actors who can’t pull off a convincing performance in even a still image.”
“Recommended washing your boots with champagne.”
“Waiting for posh ladies to fall helpless at his feet.”
“Apart from occasionally shooting each other, or writing the odd line of verse, no dandy is known to have done anything worth recording.”
“Do you think all Northsiders sell turkeys, fireworks and logs?”
“Maintaining their disadvantages.”
“No longer important.”
“Houses so dilapidated you have to wipe your feet coming out rather than going in.”
“Were throwing family possessions on the drive.”
“Under his personal supervision he had the flagpole cut down with a blowtorch.”
‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Whose idea of emotionally engaging with his wife is murdering her.”
“Oinking with piggery.”
“Deaths of despair.”
“A different set of values.”
“First-order harm.”
“Simple-minded question.”
“Tried and didn’t succeed very well.”
“Whose friendship ends tragically,”
“Girl-hours.”
“Referred complacently.”
“To be estranged from one’s own time and the culture one lives in.”
“General want.”
“Construct layers of insight.”
“Ensure that the materials present in a painting, sculpture or antiquity were available or even discovered at the time.”
‘The Daily Telegraph’ Quotes:
“Black Widow spiders inhabit every drainpipe.”
“A proper old man’s pub.”
“Chart impending crises.”
“He refuses to make an effort.”
“He is a drain on every resource - an impediment to all happiness.”
“No dear companion lost.”
“More like an indictment than anything else.”
‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“Vowed to ignore it.”
“No delivered glory for us.”
‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Promised yet again.”
‘Pitch Perfect’ Quotes:
"Organised nerd singing.”
“Keep flyering.”
‘Bridget & Eamon’ Quotes:
“I didn’t mean to do it. This time.”
“How long did you boil them for?”
“Two days!”
“I never said that out loud.”
“Your evil bitch of a mother.”
“Nobody wants their perverted way with you.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quote:
“It angries up my fists.”
‘Outnumbered’ Quote:
“He went everywhere.”