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Movie Reviews: 300: Rise Of An Empire + Good King Wenceslas

300: Rise Of An Empire (2014)
Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey and Hans Matheson star in this sequel nobody asked for. Nobody wears clothes or has quiet dignity. Increasingly aggressive Persians and Greeks fight. This was bloated, self-indulgent and wilfully contrived. This fails to explore history in any meaningful way. There is gratuitous nudity and an evil woman. This makes Xerxes sympathetic but does little else.

Best Lines:
“Introduced to her wrath.”

“Shut your cockhole.”

“Had the stink of destiny about them.”

“Whispered the seed of madness that would consume him.”

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Good King Wenceslas (1994)
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