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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Riverdale’ promo
What happened? Choices and consequences.

Best Line:
“I don’t know what I’m protecting.”

‘The Sand’ (2015) trailer
Moronic screaming teens get eaten by a monster in the beach. There is yelling and this looks dumb.

Best Lines:
“Nothing leaves this beach!”

“The sand! It ate everyone!”

‘Sharknado: The 4th Awakens’ trailer
Sharknados attack again! There are ‘Baywatch’ jokes, Carrot Top, Chippendales fighting sharks, a firenado, an oilnado and yelling.

Best Line:
“No, not that one. This one.”

‘Let It Shine’ promo
WTF?

‘The Witness For The Prosecution’ promo
Oh yes.

‘Popular’ promo
Oh this went to hell.

Seriously strong coloured cheddar - okay.

I won’t review ‘Blindspot’ 2x06 ‘Her Spy’s Harmed’.

What was it with the 1970s and wood panelling?

A houseguest who gets water all over the bathroom floor and screams and complains and has the heat on too high. He doesn’t care if he blows the main fuse (again). Also he drops foul laundry on various floors and keeps kitchen chairs in his room and blares radios and is ungrateful and yells. Picks at his teeth for minutes at a go, puts ketchup on mashed potatoes, whines endlessly, fakes illness, pops painkillers, drinks and won’t go out of the room.

‘The Windsors’ Quote:
“Frying up a squirrel on a camper stove.”

“The homeless man you had disinfected.”

“Caught many unpleasant diseases, some of which are still in their dormant stage.”

“You? In the house?”

“They’re cretins that’s what!”

“A semi-respectable businessman.”

“In the shape of a pony.”

“Unsupported rumours.”

“Christmas is international arms dealers busiest time.”

“Stumbling into something.”

“Emptying the chemical toilet.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Your whole house smells like 1955.”

“Well versed in mysterious arts.”

“Aidan Turner towel scenes.”

“High-society bludgeoning.”

“Perceived lack of strong, dependable leaders.”

“Feel the heat of history.”

“Unprecedented in scale.”

“Polar night.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“A wretched lie at its heart.”

“Made a major contribution to her own dismissal.”

“Weak enough to let her do it.”

“We don’t want you.”

“Somebody else you once expected.”

‘Modern Family’ Quotes:
“What does he have to rebel against?”

“Really? Now?”

“Where did you meet Andy?”
“At the park chasing some children.”

“The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”

“Inside the mind of pregoos.”

‘The Cook Who Changed Our Lives’ Quotes:
“Unchallenging menus.”

“In the presence of gastronomy.”

“How would you like to be waited on by a vestal virgin?”

“Vesuvius like eruption of garlic.”

“Nothing to do with Italy.”

‘The Local Eye’ Quote:
“In port the shops and the casino cannot be open, by law.”

‘The Sunday Business Post’ Quotes:
“That is how I am now regarded.”

“Becomes accepted as fact.”

“Allowed them to pursue me for the rest of my life.”

“You probably also think ‘Game of Thrones’ is a documentary about the middle ages.”

“Alarmist drivel.”

‘The Daily Telegraph’ Quote:
“Seen as low-profile.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Upset jellyfish mating rituals.”

“Soy balls.”

“Ultra vegan invisible cheese.”

‘Citizen Khan’ Quote;
“Toilet not working.”

‘The Blacklist’ Quote:
“Tom better not be dead.”

‘Dead Like Me’ Quote:
“He’s old and dead.”

‘Due South’ Quotes:
“Anything happen?”
“In what sense?”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Cindy bought the Roscoe house. Leela and Cameron’s baby is born prematurely. James is outside all families. Matthew shows up again. Scott lingers. John-Paul is an arse. Scott plots and it turns out Cameron didn’t father Leela’s baby.
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