‘Emerald City’ trailer
A rainbow, a hurricane, the yellow brick road, Toto, magic and Oz. Those are munchkins? Is that Scarecrow? Where is Tin Man? Is that Cowardly Lion? Mmmm.
‘Constantine’ opening credits
Uh, no.
‘The Crown’ trailer
Matt Smith with a bleach job, Liz II and her dowdy blouse. Margaret is sad, posh accents and shouting.
Best Line:
“You’ve taken my career from me, you’ve taken my home, you’ve taken my name.”
‘Moana’ TV spot
No.
‘The Flash’ 3x09 promo
Yawn.
‘Monster Trucks’ TV spot
No.
‘Arrow’ 5x09 promo
It has to be Tommy!
Best Line:
“This city needs to be saved from you.”
‘The Belko Experiment’ trailer
YES!
‘The Young Messiah’ promo
Sean Bean meets Jesus! No.
‘Rogue One’ TV spot
Be good.
Strawberry & Lime cider - okay.
Brain Blasterz sour candy - strong.
Peppermint crèmes - yum.
Recall lolo-balls?
RIP Andrew Sachs.
‘Star Trek’ Quotes:
“Blood is blood.”
“A drunk Vulcan?”
“Of arctic characteristics.”
“He means it’s cold!”
“Haven’t you done anything about it?”
“What is there to do?”
“I don’t like that.”
“Nothing that shouldn’t have happened long ago.”
“Are you trying to kill me Spock? Is that what you really want?”
‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quotes:
“Immediately and gleefully pack their bags.”
“Get married and stay married.”
“Get dramatic new haircuts.”
“Modelled marriage as a life sentence to be endured rather than a partnership to be enjoyed,”
“Living Apart Together.”
“I had to conform to what society dictates “family” should be.”
“Clued-in potential partners.”
“That someone would want me all to themselves,”
“Pretend that the entirety of my desire, past, present and future is limited to one person.”
“Gossip and ridicule and shaming.”
“Boundary wall is challenged.”
“Fortress around the idea.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“The known knowns.”
“The dumbening.”
“Or look, a protestant!”
“Humanity’s most awful products.”
“Cryptomarket.”
“She has seen two World Wars, the coming and going of fascism, and 11 Popes.”
“Doing strange things with hammers in the middle of the night.”
“Nobody would listen to her.”
“Plenty fall off.”
“Is this woman a divorcee? Let’s find out!”
“Openly said awful things.”
“Had the most broke-down car ever.”
“Enough is never quite enough.”
“No peace, no piece.”
“Unironic mullet.”
“Gratuitous key change.”
“Delicious hot message.”
“That’s a lot of nos.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Swelling of suspicion.”
“I did not put the bowl there.”
“Could she be lying about everything?”
“Was that a mistake?”
“Not a random killer on the loose.”
“It wasn’t convincing.”
“Deception in the printing style.”
“Smash anything down.”
“Had an image problem. A very big one.”
“Why isn’t she crying?”
“Ugly underbelly of that world.”
“It didn’t help.”
“No ability to fight for her reputation.”
“Going psycho.”
“Did not speak those words.”
“Never asked about her welfare.”
“Seem to be unbothered.”
“Weird guy.”
“Not on purpose.”
“How would I even do that?”
‘Fawlty Towers’ Quotes:
“Avenue of pleasure.”
“Please try to understand before one of us dies.”
“Room no like.”
“You can see the sea.”
‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“Extroverted little Spaniard.”
“Lewd answer phone messages.”
Tragedy with laughs.”
‘Xena Warrior Princess’ Quotes:
“Mercy was shown to you.”
“Caesar’s never lied to me.”
“Beware the Ides Of March Brutus.”
“An ego the size of the Aegean.”
“What happens on the Ides Of March?”
“Mark Anthony! How are you?”
‘Uhura’s Song’ Quote:
“Everyone has feelings. Not everyone chooses to express them quite as loudly as Dr. McCoy.”
‘The Celts: Blood, Iron, And Sacrifice With Alice Roberts And Neil Oliver’ Quotes:
“War trumpet.”
“Rich graves.”
“Long forgotten prehistoric culture.”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Goldie is in the opening credits. John-Paul takes over James’ home. Joanne lurks.
On ‘Neighbours’: Ned’s arrested. Brad is an arse. Tyler shags schoolgirl Piper. Perv. Are Paige and Sonia pregnant? Toadfish’s dead wife Dee isn’t dead after her dramatic car accident.