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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘The Curse of Sleeping Beauty’ trailer
A poor man’s Karl Urban won’t wear a shirt and dreams of a sleeping beauty. This looks okay.

Best Line:
“There are rules you must obey.”

‘The Flash’ 3x07 promo
Snow goes Killer Frost and yes it is all Barry’s fault.

‘Voodoo Dolls’ (1991) trailer
Based on the book ‘The School’. This looks so 80s and is full of bad acting and badness.

‘Dr Phil’ promo
Shelley Duvall has lost her mind. Classy.

Kong: Skull Island’ (2017) trailer
The island looks like a skull, 70s tech, mean people, a huge monkey and comic relief. Yellow fog, bones, monsters and this looks GOOD.

Best Lines:
“Get us home with proof.”

“Kong’s god on the island.”

“Skull crawlers.”

“You shouldn’t have come here.”

‘White Noise’ promo
No.

‘The League Of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse’ promo
No.

‘Stealth’ promo
No.

‘Star Trek V: The Final Frontier’ promo
No.

Chicken korma - okay.
Butter chicken - nice.
New Zealand white wine - nice.

No ‘Inhumans’ movie? Ha.

John Brosnan author of ‘The Unofficial Guide To The Scream Trilogy’ died 11 years ago as did Ed Kelleher, the co-author of ‘The School’ and Brock Peters.

Anyone recall the 1994 ‘Get Smart’ revival?

‘Wonderfalls’ was BAD.

Anyone see the 1982 TV movie ‘Mazes and Monsters’ or the 1969 movie ‘The Dunwich Horror’?

A new ‘Green Hornet’ movie?

Recall Christopher Golden’s dumbass ‘The Hollow’ series?

Meg Cabot’s ‘The Mediator’ saga sucked.

Recall ‘Medium’? Or ‘Joan Of Arcadia’? or ‘Revelations’? Or ‘Las Vegas’? All were ill-conceived.

Ever seen the opera ‘Nixon In China’?

Anyone see ‘The Curse Of The Omen’?

‘Star Trek III: The Search For Spock’ Quotes:
“Up your shaft.”

“That’s not very damn funny.”

“The doors, Mr Scott!”

“That green-blooded son of a bitch! It’s his revenge for all the arguments he lost.”

“Turn death into a fighting chance to live.”

“I am therefore going anyway.”

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn’ Quote:
“I’m sorry, Doctor, I have no time to discuss this logically.”

‘Channel 4 News’ Quote:
“The long threatened final attack appears to have begun.”

‘Teen Titans Go’: Quote:
“Step aside little goblin.”

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On Hollyoaks’: James and John-Paul make out. Alfie whines. Where did his hallucinations of Jade go? Jade had a credit card? Sienna collapses. Goldie wears purple lipstick and dresses like a hooker from 1990. Sienna needs loving comfort. Goldie shoplifts and mooches and moves her sons in. Why did TPTB make Cameron so nefarious and despicable? Where has Diego gone? Myra of all people comforts Sienna. Goldie thinks a bidet is a drinking fountain. Celine is a moron who has no reason, comfort or aid. This show is immensely frustrating. People have insecurity. Nathan is an arse. Dirk is an arse. Myra mentions her children, the living and the dead. Celine whines.

Alfie has no inherent vulnerability. Sienna finds ‘god’ by stalking Warren’s son Joel. Sienna has no quiet dignity. What about Ste’s illness and where is Ryan? Sienna stares with evil intent. Warren is not an absolute bastard anymore. Nathan is deplorable. This has no pathos. I’m weary of Nathan, Alfie and Mac. Sienna has a pitch of venom. OB shows up to harass Grace.

Best Lines:
“All your tat.”

“The cuckoos are missing.”

“He choose wrong.”

“Religion is for people who don’t know their own minds.”
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