‘Designated Survivor’ 1x04 promo
A mutiny and a power grab.
Best Lines:
“By my command.”
“The right thing is seldom free.”
‘Gamer’ promo
No.
‘Westworld’ promo
Mmmmm.
‘The Flag’ TV spot
No.
‘Money Train’ (1995) promo
No.
‘Masterminds’ promo
Ha?
‘The Americans’ season 4 promo
Mumbling and staring.
‘The War Of The Roses’ (1989) promo
No.
‘Alien Autopsy’ (2006) promo
No.
‘The Blacklist’ promo
Tom is awesome. Liz? Not so much.
Best Line:
“An army is coming for you.”
‘Conviction’ promo
An annoying woman gets a new job. Maybe.
‘Supergirl’ season 2 promo
Mmmm.
‘Humans’ series 2 promo
No.
Gluten free wholegrain crackers - yum.
Peanut bar - yum.
Smooth peanut & almond popcorn - okay.
I will review ‘Stoker’, ‘The Americans’ season 4, ’Conviction’, ’Dracula’s Brood’, ’My Best Friend’s Exorcism’ and ‘Tutankhamen’.
I won’t review ‘Horrorology’ or ‘Reliquary’.
Anyone ever see ‘Heaven’s Prisoners’? Or the 1989 ‘Moonwalker’?
La femme du rappeur - the rapper’s wife.
Nail contouring is a thing?
What are boiled turkey and cheese puffs? Who eats turtle sauce, hen’s testicles and smoked lard?
Anyone ever have a Findus Crispy Pancake?
‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“Clearly a happy layabout.”
“His first wife fled on her wedding night.”
“The school sent more boys to borstal in my time that it ever did to university.”
“Had to have a fight in the playground with the class bully.”
“It’s hard to have the time to miss anything.”
“Some have never met a foreigner before and are shocked to discover that languages other than Russian exist.”
“People are offended by everything these days.”
“Screeching and honking at 3am.”
“Why do we let half-educated tenement Scots run our English press.”
“Nobody sets out to be dislikeable.”
“Loading cement trucks with a young Andy Garcia.”
“Made to feel defensive of our reasons for doing things.”
“Choices are attacked all the times.”
“It resembles Hitchcock only in the sense that it contains blonde hair and windows.”
“But not in a way that is intriguing.”
“Crushed by the pain of her break-up.”
“Boring sad film.”
“How many damaged men there are with dead eyes and threatening grins.”
“Seeds of her ambition, along with the genesis of her unpopularity.”
“Permanently on the edge of an explosion which might well be expressed in physical violence.”
“Rode to hounds.”
“Well-honed anecdotes.”
“Not good.”
“Knew more than was probably healthy about 16th-century Italian sex manuals.”
“Reduced to waiting outside a Whitehall pub for his chum from The Times to emerge from Tony Blair’s Cool Britannia party and tell him what it was like.”
“Not the kind of everyman who generates much empathy.”
“I’ve always felt unknown.”
“Chased down the road by a sales assistant who had seen him stuff the latest Enid Blyton novel up his jumper.”
“Negative briefings.”
“Go and live on a moor.”
“A café that sells drinks that are green and have lumps in them.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I don’t care to see her or talk to her.”
“I have real concerns.”
“Made themselves out to be victims.”
“Have beyond what they need or deserve.”
“How he lost all of his children.”
“Don’t consider the results to be valid.”
“As a threat to you.”
“Threatened to blow up her mother’s house.”
“Controlling angry person.”
“A bunch of people against me.”
“Not availed yourself.”
“To say what you’re now saying.”
“Multiple forensic interviewers.”
“Brainwashed and bribed to say those things.”
‘Celebrity Island’ Quotes:
“My morning carafe of piss.”
“That is just bollocks. Total bollocks.”
“I never felt wanted.”
“Limpet broth.”
“Just assumes food turns up.”
“Scaly arseholes! We don’t need fish anyway! It’s for hippies!”
‘Animal Babies’ Quote:
“Toilet etiquette.”
‘Lords & Ladles’ Quotes:
“Failed gambler.”
“Could smell what was in the wind.”
“Stuff a sparrow.”
“Stuffing a puffin.”
‘Relic’ Quotes:
“Of a nonnormal nature.”
“Your bones will be left to the howler monkeys.”
“Will the gentleman from the Post please stop shouting.”
“The way Pendergast said interested sent a strange sensation down D’Agosta’s back.”
“Today’s unpleasantness.”
“He wondered if this was the same security that didn’t have an accurate blueprint of the subbasement.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Non-ruminant.”
“More worthy of recognition.”
“Incapable of objectivity.”
“Corporate damage limitation.”
‘The Red Bulletin’ Quotes:
“Punch recoil.”
“Collision units.”
“Picture fighting.”
“My house and you don’t belong.”
