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Movie Reviews: Hell On Earth + Bloodline + Boeing Boeing

Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth (1992)
Terry Farrell v Pinhead (Doug Bradley). Pinhead gets all the best lines. Okay.

Best Lines:
“Jesus Christ.”
“Not quite.”

“I will enjoy making you enjoy it.”

“You’ll burn in hell for this.”
“Burn? Oh such a limited imagination.”

“Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly.”

“You wouldn’t believe what I can dream of now.”

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
From the past to the far future, the family that created the Lament Configuration box fights Pinhead. Hokey.

Best Line:
“Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?”

Boeing Boeing (1965)
Jerry Lewis and Tony Curtis star in this farce about a yank in Paris who lives a superlfashy life. He lives in an apartment with his live-in long suffering maid and has three fiancées. They are all flight attendants who work for Lufthansa, Air France and British Airways respectively. He uses their schedules to ensure they never meet and to schedule his fornication. Then the much much faster Boeing plane is issued to each airline and the schedules speed up and coincide and there is much running around and door slamming. Then his old pal shows up and he wants some of that action. This was an okay farce.
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