epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Movie Reviews: UWantMe2KillHim? + The River Murders

UWantMe2KillHim? (2013)
This based on a true story film is a confusing tale of love, murder and people typing on keyboards.

Best Line:
“Open up a gay bar. I was in town today, they’re everywhere.”

The River Murders (2011)
A bizarre tale of murder and a cop (Ray Liotta) with a bad dye job. Christian Slater is in this too as an annoying FBI agent. The cop’s colleagues are crude jerks. His wife (one of his MANY women) can’t act and has an 80s scrunch dry. This was ‘Knight Moves’ level bad.
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