‘Eureka’ opening credits
‘The Young Pope’ promo
‘Project MC2’ ad
‘Desperate Housewives’ opening credits
‘Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children’ TV spot
Gluten free chicken Arrabbiata - okay.
I want strawberry cheesecake and mint flavour Oreos.
Did I read a Blind Gossip titbit about ‘Blindspot’?
What is a snowpea? What are wizard’s whiskers?
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‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“The sort of penny-pinching bastards you fully expect to see played by John Malkovich. So it proves.”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Quite charming in her rudeness.”
“That’s what difficult celebrities do.”
“Concealing his inability to write convincingly about the modern world.”
“She never allowed herself to settle into any predicable guise or attitude for long.”
“A box of letters from her that he had never bothered, or brought himself to open.”
“A rigidly demarcated in-group.”
“Display their issue-led Serious Learning at every turn.”
“Indicated to her his infidelity.”
“As if I was a Trojan horse sent into the family to destroy it.”
“We are as close as she can allow herself to be.”
Why didn’t the priest report a sham marriage? Mercedes sluts it up. Why aren’t Alfie and Jade in school? The sheer numbing repetition of their feeble and illogical plot bores. Mercedes has a psychic meltdown. Where are the police regarding Mercedes smashing up a restaurant? The cops arrest Diego for being a con man. Doesn’t Nathan have a job? Where is Scott? Cameron is haunted. Courtney babbles. Marnie wants £6000. Courtney is like a chatbot gone wrong. Marnie books a safari. Jade’s dying. Diego is a con man and Myra walks away. Joe is an arse. Is Diego gone? Joe pays Marnie the £6000, leaving him with 34p in the bank. Mercedes has balloon animal lips like Farrah from ‘Teen Mom OG’.
“You saggy old trout!”
“Just waiting for something better to come along.”
“What name is he using now?”
“She can’t even navigate a spoon to her mouth.”
“I didn’t do anything to him. Not yet.”
“Chasing wildebeest in a jeep with the horrendous Osbornes.”
“Wouldn’t travel in a lift with them.”
“Willing to be a mum at last.”
“Jealous of what?”
On ‘Neighbours’: Brad prances and judges Ned for sleeping with another man’s wife. Hypocrite! Toadfish was prepared to let Sonia’s sister die and now he doesn’t want Sonia to be a surrogate for Steph. She should divorce him. Brad recalls Josh. Brad is selfish and awful. Steph and Brennan yell. Paige does yoga aka wriggles around like a sexy snake for the pervert viewership. Ned and the crime lord’s wife run off.