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Trailers, Quotes and a 2005 Tape Tale

‘The Flash’ season 3 promo
Barry is smug and calls Wally “Kid Flash” and kidnaps Snow. Someone runs around in an ugly Flash costume. Thawne is locked up and where is Wells?

‘Scream Queens’ season 2 promo

‘Elektra’ promo

Best Lines:
“Your parents must have had a sense of humour.”
“Not really. No.”

Raw Chocolate Mulberries -nice.
Dulce De Leche chocolate loaded with salted popcorn pieces - no.
Spiced beef - okay.

‘Bullet To The Head’ (2013) was ridiculous.

Saw the ‘Elementary’ ep with the rough looking Reed Diamond, John Shea and Michael Esper. It was no good.

Recall Rock Lords? Or the Princess Of Power Crystal Falls playset which was supposed to be a refreshing water wonderland for She-Ra and her friends? It was actually a lump of ugly pink plastic. Recall the Fisher-Price medical kits? Or Glitter Batons? Or The Heart Family toys? I saw photos of the He-Man Eternia playset. It was HUGE. Ah 80’s toys.

‘April Fool’s Day is also known as ‘Die Horror Party’.

Anna is coming back to ‘Days of Our Lives’.

It is a shame that the unofficial guide to the 1970s ‘Survivors’ is out of print.

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“When scandalised or sensationalised.”

“Implicit in their words and behaviour.”

“Wave of evil.”

“Abandoned any plan to appear nuanced or even knowledgeable.”

The Reunion’ aka ‘Dark Reunion’ Quotes:
“No offence, but your friends keep turning up dead.”

“A place like that draws the supernatural to it. It draws evil to it.”

“And now something else has come.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“A lot of emptiness in these images.”

“I’m not wearing that stuff to go to the bingo.”

“Banned from virtually ever gay club in London.”

“Grannies liked him.”

“I’m a bit tired, let me have some crack.”

“Hit an officer round the head with one of her shoes.”

“Obviously thought Dracula was a touching love story.”

“Tricked into believing he had been imprisoned as a consequence of her threats,”

“Never managed to adapt to the English way of living.”

“Left embittered against us.”

“It simply exceeds all propriety.”

“My name is the eternal reproach of Victorian hypocrisy.”

“This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.”

“Uninhabited and uninhabitable wasteland.”

“Lived his life largely in public.”

“Dialling down his money obsessed-reputation.”

“He leans back and drapes a napkin over his face.”

‘International New York Times’ Quotes:
“Something that, if it’s wrong, no editor can fix.”

“Down-market moneymakers.”

“The men had a tendency to marry each other’s mistresses.”

‘Shades Of Blue’ Quote:
“Caught them blowing each other once.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“I’m glad to meet you. I think.”

“Broke the window out.”

“He’s not welcome in my home.”

“I hate my family.”

“I punched him over and over again.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Brennan is straight up baffled. Ned is ordered to leave town by Steph. Brennan is a legend in his own mind. Toadfish is rude to Saint Steph. Why? Cos he is a tool. Xanthe’s friends and mother don’t want to know her. Xanthe has a shell shaped handbag. There is no reassurance that Angus will ever leave. There is no fat Terese and her titanic feud. One is despairing at how bad, lamentable and irredeemably puerile this is.

Best Line:
“Their dodgy charms.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Mercedes’ wedding dress is skanky. John-Paul shows up, Celine’s dress looks like it is from 1980 and Lindsey’s bastards feature. Joe listens to Joanne’s persuasive evidence that Mercedes is no good. There is a tacky caravan trip to the wedding. Mercedes’ balloon animal lips are pursed. The double wedding comes to its logical end. This is the stuff of ridicule. Joe breaks Mercedes’ heart by not even bothering to show up. Joe will never revive, restore or reconstruct his reputation after this. Joe is an ass. This was not a life-affirming experience. This was not gauzy storytelling, nor was it incredibly fascinating. Joe is slithery and cannot be over-vilified enough. More pungent terms could be applied to him. He’s become fairly chilly.

Cleared out a 2005 tape. It began with a ‘Battlestar Galactica’ ep ‘Kobol’s Last Gleaming part 2’ in which Sharon justified, Helo is a moron, the president causes crap, nasty people annoy, the stupid pregnancy plot kicks off, Apollo is smug, there are visions and Adama gets shot. This left one deeply dissatisfied.

Then came a ‘Stargate Atlantis’ ep ‘Before I Sleep’ in which Weir is the focus so don’t bother. Why didn’t they stick with the original Weir actress Jessica Steen? The Gate Builders are cast in a particularly sinister light.

Then came ‘Point Pleasant’ which was the pilot ep of the series of the same name. There is a silly title card and a sudden violent storm washes in more than the tide. James Morrison and Aaron Paul (and his mullet) guest star. Evil has found the perfect town cos Christina is the anti-Christ! This was dull and full of systematic rejection.

Best Lines:
“I volunteer. I like the shirt.”

“Do me eyes.”

“Setting stuff on fire. Very pagan.”

Finally there was a ‘Desperate Housewives’ ep ‘Come in Stranger’ and I say no to their psychosocial drama and their more or less obligatory issues. I do not care.
Tags: battlestar galactica/caprica, dracula, elementary, flash, scream queens, shades of blue, stargate, survivors, tape tales, the vampire diaries

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