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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Designated Survivor’ 1x02 promo
So who wiped out the US government? There is a delinquent son, body bags, people storming through doors and Maggie Q. There are also annoying reporters and my theory is that Kiefer Sutherland’s character is the big bad. This looks good and incentives me to care.

Best Lines:
“Yesterday I was asked to resign. Now I’m trying to put the entire US government back together.”

“I’m giving you an enemy we can kill.”

‘The Scorpion King’ (2002) trailer
What prophecy? No prophecy was mentioned in the film. A tyrant takes on a warrior. There is fighting, fire and arrows and sand.

‘The Baby$itters’ trailer
Babysitters become hookers. Ugh.

‘School Of Rock’ promo
No.

‘Game Shakers’ promo
No.

Best Line:
“That sounds ominous.”

‘Babe’ (1995) promo
No.

Blue Steel’ promo
No.

‘Gotham’ season 2 promo
Gordon and the Penguin brood to the cover version of The Sound Of Silence. This was a good ad. I’m watching this for Mr Freeze not Gordon and his sweaty self pity.

‘Humans’ series 2 promo
Trouble ahead.

Free State Of Jones’ TV spot
No.

‘Josh’ promo
No.

‘Dr Strange’ promo
No.

‘The Russia House’ promo
No.

‘The Presidential Debate’ ad
Ha.

‘Today Tonight’ (1984) opening credits
So dated.

Salted caramel chocolate -mmm.
Old fashioned cocktail - STRONG.
Raspberry sorbet - good.
Crème Brule - good.
Asparagus in butter - yum.
Butter steak - yum.
Spelt bread - good.
Gluten free After Eight brownie - okay.
Sparkling Birch sap drink with cherry flavour - ugh.

I want to dentist, how I hate him.

What are soutens-gorge?

Marriage blanc.

Remember when David Copperfield walked through the 20 centuries old Great Wall Of China?

‘The Beauty Queen Of Leenane’ is a depressing play.

Aertel is to be discontinued like Ceefax. Boo!

I will review ‘Transcendence’.

I won’t review ‘The Last Ship’ 3x11.

‘The Scorpion King’ console game looks utterly terrible.

Sam Neill is in ‘Thor 3’?

‘Fleabag’ Quotes:
“Always stay sexy.”

“A rug with perks.”

“Sexy plank.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Render him unfit for purpose.”

“Find the cat flap unseemly.”

“Assertion of strength.”

“I was comfortable that I wasn’t one...”

“Something that was a given and you had it.”

“We didn’t really think they existed.”

“Been in many, many fights.”

“Cultural ownership.”

“Feel compelled to fill the room with the sound of their own voices.”

“Fulcrums of unaccountable public fury.”

“Fixes his jowly face into a grin.”

“Taking on a semblance of prophecy.”

“Recycling safe works from the past.”

“No idea what culture would be appropriate to this new era.”

“Capitulation to the male gaze marketed as fitness.”

“Fermented swampiness.”

“It leads to fighting.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“So insane with rage.”

“Horribly butcher you.”

“I’m a good good man.”

“I’m all murdered out.”

“Tastes like its fermented under a radiator.”

“Gonna pee in the river.”

“This moment of tranquillity.”

‘The Man From UNCLE’ Quotes:
“Your criticism is most useful.”

“Much more threatening.”

“Hold 2 hot-dogs.”

“Only a spit in the Balkans.”

“Please don’t, I’d prefer you send somebody more intelligent.”

“Deviationists.”

“Discounts its importance.”

“How can I have ideas? I’m dead.”

“I thought you’d be gone.”
“But where would I go?”

“Disposes of his mistakes by garrotte.”

“WILL YOU STOP TALKING?”

“Violated his area of authority.”

“You sent them floor wax.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“How many DUIs do you have?”

“A party mom.”

“I want my mom back.”

“Left her and the kids in your rear view mirror.”

“I broke 2 doors.”

“I was not welcome at that house and don’t act like I was!”

“Let you out of your misery.”

“Tired and exhausted from my ex-wife’s behaviour.”

“No one wants to deal with the craziness.”

“You don’t look unhappy.”

“Controlling disrespectful son in law.”

“My family is not yours.”

“Sexually offensive way.”

“Banned from the local grocery store.”

“Given me good direction.”

“Explaining all of my problems with you.”

“Look for attention.”

“Damn internet.”

“Fold into this family unit.”

‘Boot Camp’ Quotes:
“The faster you learn. The sooner you can go home.”

“Ain’t my logic.”

“Get up rich girl.”

“Misunderstood doctor who cares only for broken children.”

“You didn’t try to stop me.”
“What for?”

“If you think you can swim for it, take a look around. You’re on an island surrounded by ocean. Surrounded by more ocean. And if the undertow doesn’t get you the sharks will.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“A combination of suction and mucus.”

“Socially dissonant.”

“Everyone will come back.”

“Planet sized ego that verges on a personality disorder.”

“Another manifestation of ambition.”

“The soundtrack to many people’s lives.”

“Stuffed into a trash can while being told this was where I belonged. All business as usual in catholic school in the fifties.”

“Play until they liked it.”

“Their status in society is marginal.”

“Self-inflicted defeat.”

“Chain-lock the fridge.”

“Ventilating a few past miseries.”

“The concept of an author as a personality.”

“World-distaining pessimist of legend.”

“Appeals to every unthinking person.”

“Crawl back into the swamps of Jersey.”

“Catching feelings.”

“Expects to be satisfied.”

“Considers it her obligation to comply.”

“Pleasing over pleasure.”

“Commercialised version of sexiness.”

“Performance for male pleasure.”

“Intimate justice.”

“Bad club.”

“Navigational skills.”

“Emergency services people are authorised for physical contact.”

“Not have body odour. Or eat smelly food.”

“I narrowly miss a watermelon stand and a cathedral.”

“The ones to fear.”

“Believe themselves human.”

“Potentially tragic.”

“Dark puzzles.”

“Analyse ourselves from the point of view of the other.”

“Grimly clear.”

‘Lords and Ladles’ Quotes:
“A lot of crow activity.”

“Living pantries.”

‘Celebrity Island’ Quotes:
“I need diarrhoea.”

“Carry the fire in it.”

“Carrying a lit termite.”

“Sense some pending doom.”

“We all want to leave frankly.”

“I’ve wanted to and I haven’t.”

“Termite things.”

“Everyone’s falling over.”

‘Blades Of Glory’ Quotes:
“Smell like urine.”

“You drunk?”
“This oughta do it.”

‘Futurama’ Quotes:
“The greatest joy a woman can feel. Worshipping some lowlife jerk.”

“Giving it away on a street corner. Just like you.”

“Hurt you until you explain it.”

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On ‘Neighbours’: Big slag Xanthe wants Ben to give her Chlamydia in the bum in a dodgy hotel. Brennan is an ass. Xanthe has run off to the Gold Coast with Ben. Madison is a moron. Shelia is a tool. Angus shows his face. Nobody has top reasoning skills and they’re all irredeemably awful.

Best Line:
“What sort of weirdo does that?”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Myra is awful. Isn’t Leela a firefighter? Ellie does anguished moans. Lisa and Nathan are awful with grim relish. Joe is an unstoppable raconteur. Where is James? Nobody has a very moral view. Ellie had blackout sex. So we get way too much Ellie and Hypnotoad. Public opinion is killing Ellie. The morally unacceptable Ellie is called names as she shuns Nick. There is no calm and stability. I’m tired of Ellie’s cries for attention. This was drearily plodding. Is the relatively cheerful Nick bad? Or is this a scathing indictment of Ellie and her drinking? Nobody has jobs or practicable skills or talents. This was all disillusionment and was not strange, mysterious or odd. Too much confusion and conflict.

Best Lines:
“Council estate chavs.”

“Skank!”

“That cheap tart.”

“I thought you had some morals.”
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