‘Phantasm: Ravager’ trailer
The 5th movie sees Reggie take on The Tall Man. Reggie wanders, there are spheres, giant spheres, destruction and it ends here via bad SFX. This looks okay.
‘War On Everyone’ TV spot
“I love you.”
‘The Greatest’ trailer
SHUT UP Susan Sarandon.
Made gluten free peanut chocolate brownie. It’s yum.
Orange & Lime tictacs - okay.
I won’t read ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer: Freaks and Geeks’.
I may not review ‘Designated Survivor’.
The ‘Power Rangers’ poster features a pink zord?
WTF is ‘Tonight She Comes’?
WTF is ‘Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal’?
Foam filled the dishwasher, it is resolved.
Can’t believe there is not one ‘Shades Of Blue’ slash fic.
A new Adam Nevill novel in 2017!
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“My voice is naturally a decibel louder than most of my peers.”
“Lifelong learning and philosophical thinking.”
“Pursuit of prestige.”
“Active collator of information.”
“Being treated as an embarrassment.”
“This unfortunate 19th-cenury idea.”
“Have been here far longer than anyone else.”
“Done without explaining its rationale.”
“Happens not infrequently.”
“You don’t put men where you can put bullets.”
“You have interlocking fire.”
“Coalesces into a remarkable and rigorous deconstruction of the documentary itself, a self-reflexivity that plays with music, content and composition.”
“Keeping friends and neighbours bound in the basement.”
“Consequentialism is the philosophical idea that outcomes dictate morality.”
‘Sky News’ Quote:
“A load of PR guff.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Bodily fluid spore.”
“Federal background check.”
“Draw on that thing.”
“Don’t you follow me.”
‘Living The Wild Life’ Quote:
On ‘Hollyoaks’: Ellie sulks. Cindy has underpants drying in the kitchen. Where is Sonia? Cleo has Hollywood dentistry. Jack was a police officer? Marnie fawns over Nick. Where is Curtis? Ellie throws things at Hypnotoad. Where is James? Cleo is disgusted with Nathan. Eva’s nuts. Jack calls his family deadbeats. This from the man who faked his own death for an insurance scam. Ellie is a twat.
People go clubbing. Where is Tegan’s child when she’s acting like a drunk slapper at 4am? Ellie gets drunk and punches Hypnotoad in the face. Oddly she isn’t arrested for assault or even tossed out of the nightclub. Nick lurks. Cleo is orange. There are inadequate actors. Ellie hooks up with Nick. There is vomiting.
Ellie’s room has a tacky headboard and hideous purple rose wallpaper. Are the set designers on this show having a laugh? There is time lapse photography and she wakes up in her bed with Nick and her pants are on the floor. There is no maximum pathos in these zero sum circumstances. Is this Gilly and Jacqui all over again? Is Nick an ambush predator?
“Luxury penthouses aren’t for people like us.”
“The kitchen skivvy.”
“Go and get yourself kidnapped again.”
“The greasetraps need emptying.”
“Don’t steal it.”
“I killed her best friend in a car crash.”