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‘Can’t Cope, Won’t Cope’ promo

‘The Siege Of Jadotville’ TV spot

‘Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events’ (2004) promo

‘Victoria’ 1x06 promo

Best Line:
“I’m drawn as a sausage.”

Snickers - yum.
Peanut Butter doughnut - yum.
I detest risotto.
Melted chocolate crunch choc - okay.

What did the medieval palace of Westminster look like?

Recall the 1986 ‘Return of the Antelope’?

Recall ‘Jossy’s Giants’?

I won’t review ‘The Last Ship’ 3x10.

I will review season 2 ‘Gotham’.

‘Working Girl’ (1988) was not a good film.

‘Lords and Ladles’ is cringeworthy.

‘Red Dwarf’ began in 1988?!?

Did anyone read the 1996 novel ‘Ignition’?

Colm Meaney thinks the ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’ episodes ‘Past Tense 1&2’ aka “a concentration camp for the homeless" was a great episode. It was.

WTF are hair piercing? Or knotweed tats?

Did anyone ever own a bamboo-frame sofa?

My mother had a quilted blue bomber jacket, wore it too close to the fire and it melted.

WTF is a garment technologist?

I’d like a perfumed fountain.

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
"Page after page of bum sex.”

“I think you do evil.”

“A headline with purpose.”

“Self-important prestige picture that went out of fashion somewhere in the mid-1990s.”

“What is left of the rest of his life.”

“Like a game of pass the parcel in a Belfast pub in 1971.”

“Anyone who can is obviously sinister and should be thrown in the village pond.”

“Ethnically improbable.”

“They never touched that, none of them.”

“Swallowed up in her marriages.”

“There are members of this community that would welcome a halting of this.”

“Thuggish dogs.”

“Affects irritation.”

“Quickfire censoriousness and BBC sensitivity.”

“Politely baffled.”

“The word only has power if I choose to give it power.”

“Rugged hippie.”

“Reckless prostitute.”

“Impossibly evil.”

“Hugely complex, improbable and interlocking backstories and adding to the maximum amount of angst and guilt.”

“Mistaken for ungrateful sons by a dotty farmer.”

“You can have silly, unrealistic, hyperbolic plots, but they still have to make sense in their own exaggerated setting.”

“Entirely impractical.”

“Too unpleasant to watch.”

“You don’t have to look like some super creep to murder people.”

“Patrician manner, tweed suits and poor dentistry.”

“Housemaid’s English.”

“Earned him the contempt of intellectuals.”

“An unheard-of event.”

“Anticipating the Blitz, he supervised the removal of all the gallery’s artwork to a disused state mine in Wales.”

“Favoured soul-mates.”

“Letters from a lady friend with whom he had corresponded for 30 years. They were all unopened.”

“Like an old monkey that had got hold of a tin he can’t open.”

“Self-produced utterances.”

“Without significant mental or emotional lives.”

“Have learnt to fear.”

“Crows have recognised and attacked individual scientists who previously caught family members.”

“Mildly poked it with a bristle on a stick.”

“When it saw its provoker, the octopus would withdraw, spit water.”



“Yank it back.”

“How to behave in the context of your homelife.”

“Fuel cells powered by urine.”

“Artificial emotions.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Three tub incidents.”

“Might look at you as an evil doer.”

You overturned a car.”

“That level of indictment against you.”

‘Lords and Ladles’ Quote:
“Single management.”

‘Celebrity Island’ Quotes
“Tastes like piss. Fish piss.”

“Slightly ridiculous camp one.”

“Little holes, which are what things live in.”

“Crawling across a road dressed as a snail.”

“I’m now trapped in a bush!”

“I don’t think even Mariah has a pooing beach.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Manufacture a version of your identity that you project online.”

“Liable relative.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Ste never faces moral consequences for his acts. Ste fights for custody of his kids. Myra continues her betrayal narrative. Jack plots. This was all mediocrity, anticlimax and disappointment. This had no structured creativity. I didn’t know Duncan James from Blue was bi. This ep had all the consistency of a vegan fart. Ste has perpetual delusions. Jack has a sitcom arch nemesis in his brother.

This monstrosity of a show sees Ste the odious narcissist and epitome of all evil in a self-congratulatory orgy. This lacked dramatic fizz and was less than sizzling. Nathan is a tool. Lisa is insolent and indifferent. Ste is chronically unreliable and wonders why Leah doesn’t want to know him. Harry bribes Leah to hang out with Ste.

Best Lines:
“Two gays starting up a tanning salon.”

“Ste and Harry used to live in one.”

“Keep your y-fronts on!”

“Turn your back on me again.”

“She’s toxic.”
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