Mary is a bitch. Narcisse plots. Dopey Charles has a bimbo visitor. This ep was lesser than it could have been. Francis insults Lola. Various ill-assorted plots go on. The great responsibility of ruling rests on these twits? Mary and Francis are overly romantic. Charles and the bimbo do opium and she overdoes. Charles has not the mental strength to cope. Narcisse knows stomach pumping. There is bad acting and this once delightful show now sucks. There was no quality here just stupid love plots.
Catherine has grave differences. Francis war mongers. Lola and Narcisse marry. Mary considers marrying Don Carlos. Lola sports an anachronistic wedding dress. Bash’s side plot of inexplicable boredom goes on. Catherine gets out of the dungeon. Oh Mary, you done goofed. Catherine is insufficiently contrite. This was a staring void of an ep.
“I will not live in fear of her.”
“I come in peace.”
“She manages tragedy with ruthless clarity.”
Leo Greene knows someone in the NSA. This ep bored with a fervent passion. Jana bores. Leo Greene is not able to rationally explain why someone would do this or why. The National Guard storm the cordon. What happened to the infiltrator? Lex and Toxic Barbie aren’t trapped in a military grade panic room. Why is everyone so stupid? Pregnant teen has fallen and can’t get up. People scream and a broom is waved. The National Guard retreat and are maybe all infected now.
Katie is the biggest moron alive and takes the world’s stupidest shower. Gravitas is not assigned. This was not thought-provoking, intelligent or fun. There is no conspiracy, by Cannerts at least. This was terrible, curiously unaffecting, aimless and floundering.
“Like sick sick?”
“His compassion that killed him.”