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Movie Reviews: Lights Out + 9 others

Lights Out (2016)
Lizard faced textureless actors feature in this dreary non-thrusting and non confident mess. This is a bleakly fatalistic tale that is not chillingly dangerous. Maria Bello and Billy Burke star in this tale of unpleasant idiots haunted by an entity. People project a certain image, there are jump scares and cheap gimmicks. This was not delicious just failed and BORING. Nothing is imbibed with anxiety or foreboding. This was artful stupidity and not an enthralling account of grim paranoia.

Best Line:
“Stop hiding in the closet.”

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Protocol (1984)
A waitress (Goldie Hawn) saves someone’s life and gets a diplomatic career. This was forgettable and there is a joke about how to pronounce emu.

Presumed Innocent (1990)
Starchy.

Carlito’s Way (1993)
No wit or erudition. Worthy of no consideration.

Fatal Attraction (1987)
This doesn’t exactly have a subtle performance as a manically giggling home wrecker tries to remain in Michael Douglas’ orbit. This was full of countless ugly moments.

Grease 2 (1982)
Camp fun.

Duplex (2003)
Terrible

The Crying Game (1992)
Okay.

Hard To Kill (1990)
Piffle.

Blazing Saddles (1974)
Not funny.
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