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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Morgan’ trailer

‘Hell or High Water’ trailer
Chris Pine so wants an Oscar.

‘The Girl With All The Gifts’ trailer
Loved the book but no.

‘The Girl On The Train’ trailer

‘Our Girl’ promo
Where did Lacey Turner go?

‘Asterix and Obelix’ TV spot

‘The Level’ promo

‘The Real McCoy’ (1993) promo

‘Victoria’ 1x02 promo

Best Lines:
“You forget yourself.”

“You mean to forsake me?”

Angel Flight Down’ (1996) promo

‘Thunderbirds’ (2004) promo

‘Sideways’ (2004) promo

‘Cape Fear’ (1991) promo

‘Ronin’ (1998) promo

‘A History Of Violence’ (2005) promo

‘Doctor Thorne’ promo

Best Line:

‘Night Falls On Manhattan’ (1997) promo

‘A Dirty Shame’ (2004) promo

‘Are We There Yet’? (2005) promo

‘Mirrors’ (2008) promo

‘Poldark’ series 2 promo
Shirtless scene and staring.

Best Line:
“Wedded his scullery maid.”

‘Ben Hur’ (2016) TV spot
Looks good but sounds moronic.

Galtee triangles - no.
Raw Chocolate Goji berries - yum.

RIP Gene Wilder.

Recall the ‘Just-So-Stories’?

Cosmogonism is a thing.

WTF is a mufgel?

WTF is Black Garlic?

Nobody buys frozen concentrated orange juice anymore.

Recall ‘The Osbournes’?

I will review ‘Off Season’ and ‘Path Of Needles’.

I won’t review ‘The Last Ship’ 3x07.

Anyone ever play ‘Mastermind’? I played ‘The Game Of Life’.

The BBC’s redos of ‘Are You Being Served?’ and ‘Porridge’ were horrid.

Best Lines:
“Stuck somewhere between the Roman empire and the Black Death.”

“What’s this?”
“Not yours.”

“I will have you.”

‘Fleabag’ Quotes:
“I’ll tell her you were watching gangbangs.”
“Please don’t do that again.”

“He’s back at the flat. Packing up all his stuff. Again.”

“Local café girl gets hit by bike and a car and another bike.”

“Don’t make me hate you.”

‘Monkey Life’ Quote:
“Ruminant digesters.”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“You’re born to that, you can’t learn it.”

“Grabbling to understand modern notions of masculinity.”

“To satisfy his need for chase sequences in deserts.”

“He’s memorably forgettable.”

“A pensive stillness.”

“Intrusive turning.”

“Dodgy social history.”

“Why am I still being shown young women (this time pregnant) murdered in their own homes by passing nutters.”

“Who’d pass out in the living room naked.”

“Chased her down the street with a knife.”

“This terrible betrayal.”

“People are always rudest about the things they secretly fear they might become themselves.”

“Long Island trash.”

“For all I know he could be a vacuum cleaner salesman.”

“I guess I don’t do guilt.”

“Replicate the values and culture we hold.”

“Finding a pilot skilled enough to land a DC-3 plane with two rhinoceroses in the hold on the Naples runway.”

“Love has failed.”

“Tolstoy of knickers.”

“This ability to eroticise everything (apart from poor people).”

“Threw your knickers in a herbaceous.”

“She was such a nuisance to everybody.”

“A trend that’s never going to be reversed.”


“Centuries of distain.”

“Traditional, my arse.”

‘Gone Girl’ (movie) Quotes:
“There’s some wood for you bitch.”

“Just enough mistakes to raise the spectre of doubt.”

“The world will hate Nick.”

“Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be.”


“I forged the man of my dreams.”

“Judge me, interrupt me or get angry.”

‘TVNow’ Quote:
“There’s a lot of strangling and throwing ourselves into bookcases.”

‘Young Hyacinth’ Quote:
“This is not squalor, this is genteel poverty.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Through the medium of screaming.”

“The paranoid fringe.”

“Egregious messages.”

“Intent to deceive.”

“There’s just more menace around.”

“I was very unaccepting.”

“Which is beyond stupid.”

“Expected to contribute.”

“They can take our whole lives away from us.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Water cannon salute.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Caught with guns and syringes in his car.”

“Evil childless sister.”

“Have the court see me as a bad person.”

“Evil snake.”

“Had me arrested for residential burglary.”

“I broke a door.”

“Can I defend myself on that?”

“They weren’t my guns and they weren’t my drugs.”

“A store that’ll let me in.”

“Create some clarity here.”

“I didn’t steal nothing.”

“Do you have any gratitude at all?”

“Taste those words before you spit them out.”

“You got stupid.”

“You are sabotaging this boy.”

“Bailing him out of jail.”

“Been arrested 14 times.”

“Take street chemicals.”
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