‘The Disappointments Room’ trailer
Written by Wentworth Miller and starring a blonde Kate Beckinsale. A man who can’t enunciate, Beckinsale doing shawling, an ugly house, a spiral staircase and based on a true story. There is a locked room, keys and madness.
Best Lines:
“This room’s not on the floor plans.”
“Got that look that concerned me.”
“Don’t get sick again mommy.”
‘Arrow’ season 5 promo
A Laurel statue, a baddie and Ollie gets slapped.
‘Yes Minister’ opening credits
No.
Sparkling mango drink - okay.
Lychees in syrup - okay.
Dark chocolate with Irish whiskey - good.
I will review ‘Sharp Objects’.
Recall ‘Exit To Eden’?
Anyone see the 1990 ‘Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!’?
‘Hi-de-Hi!’ Quotes:
“He left the tap running for half an hour.”
“I don’t think he was cleaning his teeth.”
“If its on the programme, it happens.”
“One person doing nothing all day and that’s you.”
‘The Fourth Kind’ Quotes:
“You’re entitled to that reaction.”
“It cannot be god. But it can, it can pretend to be.”
‘The Circuit’ Quotes:
“This is a bag of weasel s##t beans.”
“4 back-stabbing c##ts.”
“He tried to kill himself but only a little bit and it is all in the past.”
“And such like.”
“We do hunting bullets too.”
“Get them! Get them! Not me!”
“Wait for the but.”
‘Gone Girl’ (book) Quotes:
“Disastrous mating choices.”
“Cheap pretty.”
“Definitely, give up the things you love for me, so I will have proof that you love me best.”
“If you didn’t laugh, he’d explain it.”
“I am married to a thirty-four-year-old man who is still offended by bread crusts.”
“When very bad things happen to people who upset her.”
“I don’t want redneck-lake-person lice.”
“Southern wealth gone to squander.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“How do you get combative at an ice-cream parlour?”
“Causing me to fail.”
“Living on somebody’s couch.”
“You don’t have the right to be tired.”
“Constructive decompensation.”
“How many times have I bailed you out of jail?”
“It’s my turn.”
“I can’t do it anymore.”
“You’re hard to live with.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Firing his agent in favour of an unmanned 1800 phone line where directors leave pitches, which he rarely checks.”
“Embittered by years failing to emulate an idealised notion of rural Irish motherhood.”
“Weird phallic ceramics.”
“Bemoan the fact that things are not how they used to be.”
“They are not constantly looking backwards.”
“Their proper batch-loaf sandwiches, something to remind them of their mammies.”
“Lifestyle sacrifices to make.”
“Try not to be yourself too much.”
“They’ve never had to wee in a bush, wear mismatched underwear or drink wine from the bottle.”
“Smiling and waving.”
“Housing estate accent.”
“I refuse to react for the camera.”
“Yet another incident report in my file.”
“Someone was flinging things around and trying to kick in doors.”
“Surrounded by nonstick walls.”
“She more or less lives in the garage and I think she likes it.”
“A young man runs at me with a dinner knife in his hand.”
‘Mountain Lions - Big Cats In High Places’ Quotes:
“Whoever’s holding this bag. Do not let go.”
“Kitten sized radio collar.”
“She killed something with teeth.”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Mercedes is in jail so Joe dumps her and shags Joanne. Cameron’s irritating cousin shows up ranting about Lockie and rabbits.