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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Wonder Woman’ trailer
Chris Pine, Amazons, World War 1, Diana, Danny Huston, a sword, fighting, a shield, a glowing lasso, the colourful costume, Germans and this looks good.

‘The Flash’ season 3 promo
A very different reality but where is Wells?

Best Line:
“Now who’s the villain Flash? Now who’s the villain?”

‘Star Trek: Discovery’ promo
That ship is fugly.

‘Kong: Skull Island’ trailer
A crash landing, a giant bloody hand print and Kong. Wasn’t King Kong the last and isn’t he dead? Looks good.

Best Line:
“This planet doesn’t belong to us.”

‘Blair Witch’ trailer
So ‘The Woods’ really was a  fake named sequel! Heather had a brother? Stupid campers are bothered. This looks good.

‘Stranger Things’ opening credits
Synth score! Good!

‘Hollyoaks’ promo
Secrets, a bunker, Warren, a wedding, Ste and Amy. No.

‘From Beyond’ (1986) trailer
Pink goo, Jeffrey Combs and screaming.

Best Lines:
“A vision of what might lie across the universe.”

“Something’s coming.”

“Humans are such easy prey.”

‘Shallow Hal’ promo

‘The Grossery Gang’ ad

‘Francis Brennan’s Grand India Tour’ promo

Best Line:
“Eco friendly cow eaten out of the bin.”

‘The Hills: That Was Then, This Is Now’ promo

Gru Virunga 70% Dark chocolate - okay.
Cherry & Apple flavour chewy lolly - good.
Irish coffee - strong.
Chocolate with roasted hazelnut crème - ok.
Caramel with just a hint of salt in a dark chocolate cup decorated with caramelised almonds - okay.
Milk chocolate praline sprinkled with roasted hazelnut pieces - nice.
Creamy centre with a hint of caramel in a delicate milk chocolate shell - no.
Dark chocolate contained within a delicate crunch shell - yum.
Lemon curd doughnut - yum.
Mojito ice lolly - nice.
Soft almond paste delicately flavoured with white rum - yuk.
Creamy fondant praline with caramelized hazelnuts enrobed in crisp milk chocolate - good.
Hot sauce & Jalapeño fries - yum.
Make Your Own Chocolate Bar (Dark with fudge, sour cherries and pecans) - yum

I kinda liked ‘Happy Days’ and ‘Laverne and Shirley’.

I won’t read ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ 10x29.

Der reue chef - the new boss.

The ‘Bed Of The Dead’ poster rules.

The ‘Power Rangers’ Kimberly poster is good.

Mise en examen - put under investigation.

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Leaving the group home.”

“The most of what you want.”

“You’re not that important to me.”

“Too much drama and dysfunction.”

“Emotional growth and nurturance.”

“If that’s what you feel.”

“You were not the greatest daughter.”

‘The Office’ Quote:
“Current life situation.”

‘The Day Of The Jackal’ Quotes:
“Whose mouth tasted like a vulture’s crotch.”

“Fought? Of course he bloody fought.”

‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Predominantly cultural gulf.”

“Publically branded a liar.”

“Some creepy dude is going to stand across the street.”

“We find it difficult to make them like him.”

“Blank-eyed glare of determination.”

“Bum blaster.”

“Could be heard hissing at him en masse.”

“Tourist sentimentality.”

“Screaming her rage.”

“Vengeful booing.”

“A nostalgia for an imagined community.”

“Anxiety showers reason.”

“Only felt alive inside another fictional persona.”

“I’m the queen of shock.”

“It’s like a cheap tv movie from the 80s.”

“Solicited emotional support, favours and gifts on false pretences.”


“Everything in life feels inevitable in hindsight.”

“Its implicit suggestion that a career in prostitution might be a viable route to true love.”

“A nostalgia for a sanitised version of the 50s that never existed.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Unjustified sneer of pity and disdain.”

“A cadre of aggressive toothy things.”


‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Leave the arena under protection.”

‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“Being in a friendship I no longer wanted.”

“Posing naked on the back of a motorbike just weeks after the birth.”

“There’s only four like!”

“Career coaching.”

“Fake It Flowers.”


‘The Herald’ Quotes:
“Defended herself by repeatedly hitting the female offender over the head with a packet of bacon.”

“Epic parenting fail.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Festival of curiosity.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“With a little handwritten note attached, boiling the issue down to a single sentence.”

“I’d always suspected my face wouldn’t fit in drama departments. And it never did!”

“A raw, teetering quality.”

“The idea of food was outdated, he reflected.”

“Food did not evolve to feed us.”

“I massacred my gut bacteria.”

“We’re still eating the same food our ancestors did.”

“The idea of families sitting around drinking their individual Soylent bottles seemed somewhat dystopian.”
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