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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Stranger Things’ promo
In a small town in 1983 a boy vanishes. There are weird scientists, a mysterious girl and Winona Ryder emoting. There is a wall Ouija board, a van flip and an 80s Stephen King style font for the title.

‘The Walking Dead’ season 6 promo
No, I’m done.

‘Ghostbusters’ TV spot
Oh hell no.

‘Life Is Beautiful’ (1997) promo

‘The Secret Agent’ promo
No, leaves one bemused.

Spiralised courgette - yum.
Greek style mango & Passionfruit yogurt - nice.
Potato salad - good.
Mixed seeds with sweetened dried cranberries, and blueberries - okay.
Haagen-Dazs chocolate salted caramel ice-cream - yum.

There’s gold glue?

What are fried cheese curds?

I want to try pasteis de nata and lemon-mint ice-cream.

Recall the Frames and No Frames option?

Milk solids = cheese.

Black pepper & strawberry. Popcorn & white chocolate. Raspberry & sorrel sorbet. All sound interesting ice-cream flavours.

Duktig = clever.

Anyone ever seen the play ‘I Do Not Like Thee, Doctor Fell’? I think I saw the play ‘The Last Apache Reunion’.

‘Now You See Me’ Quote:
“Isn’t there a proud tradition in the FBI of men wearing dresses?”

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“An erotic bicycle film festival.”

“Vegan condoms in vanilla and blueberry.”

“You can see the kind of child I was-”

“That British audiences only respect war documentaries presented by the officer class.”

“Music was angry and comedy was angry.”

“See his utterances as deranged.”

“Manicures her thoughts.”

“Whose every success came as the direct result of someone else’s disappointment.”

“Saying the sort of stuff that I guessed boys would want to hear.”

“I shouldn’t have trusted someone who never used punctuation in texts.”

“Used as a breath fresher by Ottoman hookers.”

“The table was too small to fit the plates, the drinks and the dishes.”

“Wild cows have been extinct for centuries.”

“Stabbings of used up characters and blowing up whole religions.”

“Turn plagues into tools of foreign policy,”

“Went to Liszt’s Budapest apartment with a revolver and poison (also fake), threatening to kill him.”

“Somewhat complicated personality.”

“You think I’m that type of girl?”

“I wasn’t brought up that way.”

“I feel like if I did cocaine, I would die immediately.”

“Must they be so explainy.”

“Fear-filled living.”

“Moved to Australia, vowing never to appear on television again.”

“Over-decorated nouns.”

“An act of calculated political treachery that had long been planned.”

“Sub-arctic puffin munchers.”

Monkey Life’ Quotes:
“She recognises what she is.”

“I don’t want any part of it, thank you very much.”

“Isn’t very bright.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Kicked out of his sober living house.”

“I got in some legal issues.”

“They don’t care as much.”

“That isn’t good.”

“I sold my food stamps.”

“Who knows you?”

“Meal credit.”

“I need dip and cigarettes.”

‘Teen Mom 2’ Quote:
“You live with a felon. I don’t.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Madison is awful and she can’t act at all. Terese, Shelia and Toadfish moan over the article. Terese won’t let Piper date the older perv Tyler. The common criticism of Terese is that she’s a fat, workaholic cow. Brennan whines about the article. Paul is contorted with rage and has full fury. I bet Piper will be knocked up by Tyler due to her aversion to taking advice. Brad is a useless father. Terese has an unearned and funny sense of superiority. Madison can’t act. Brad won’t accept that his outreach kids are trash. Brad fails so completely. Steph whines. Piper wears a pleated leather skirt that shows off her buttocks. She is dreadful. The locals deserve to be excoriated.

Best Lines:
“That article could ruin lives.”

“Really frustrating not being heard.”

“Robotic boy toy.”

“Rigid and unforgiving.”

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Warren Fox used to live in Patrick’s flat. A photo of taken of a drunken Neeta. Warren Fox commits B&E. What did he hide in Patrick’s flat all these years? Sienna plots. Warren Fox is back in the opening credits and is romancing the stupid Maxine whilst calling himself Mike. Marnie plots against Neeta. Warren is the worst person Maxine could be unfortunate enough to meet. Maxine plans to marry ‘Mike’ - didn’t Warren get married already and kill his pregnant new wife? He’s full of indecorous behaviour.

Grace’s brothers have Bohemian oddness. Harry is a moron. I deplore and detest him. There is no mention of Brexit. John-Paul shagged James - which is not an achievement and aspiration. Scott gurns. Marnie is nonsensical. Where is Kim? Lisa prances. Marnie indulges in damning disparagement. Where is Cindy? Sienna finds Warren Fox molesting her sink. Last time I can remember him on this show - he fought Brendan in a hot-tub. Mac has dissatisfaction with Neeta. The McQueens are still exclusionary to John-Paul. Harry is still Ste-obsessed and not sufficiently obedient or hugely co-operative. Is Ben still in jail? Grace’s bothers make maximum insinuations. Nobody is constrained by morals.

Best Lines:
“My daughter is your sister.”

“A career criminal.”

“Mini-horse type things.”

“Better put that away.”

“Literally anything else.”


“Do I look like a plumber?”

“Get my hands on your sink pipe.”

“Made aware of your existence.”
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