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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘The Living And The Dead’ promo

The Next Best Thing’ (2000) promo

‘The English Patient’ (1996) promo

‘I, Robot’ (2004) promo

‘K-Pax’ (2001) promo

Black Hawk Down’ (2001) promo

‘Patriot Games’ (1992) promo

‘Rumour Has It’ (2005) promo

‘Gross Anatomy’ (1989) promo

‘The Day After Tomorrow’ (2004) promo

Coriander & Cashew pesto - okay.
Scottish All Butter shortbread - yum.
Polish sausage - ok.

RIP Janet Waldo and Anton Yelchin.

I will review ‘Shades of Blue’.

Recall soap-on-a-rope? Or ‘Smash Hits’? Or ‘Wacky Races’ or ‘The Perils Of Penelope Pitstop’? Or ‘Thief Takers’?

‘Penelope Keith At Her Majesty’s Service’ is granny TV.

Gufo = owl.

There are burrowing owls?

The BBC are editing 'The Musketeers'. Boo.

Spectacles were invented in the 13th century?

‘The Sunday Times’ Quotes:
“I am attacked more than any other Irish writer.”

“Dizzy ramblings.”

“She has neither dreams to interpret nor inhibitions to untangle.”


“Appalling, catastrophic loss.”

“Spent years not speaking communicating mostly though lawyers.”

“Non-emotional entry.”

“Musky Queers.”

“There is a musketeer for every taste.”

“He claims to have scaled back his self-destructive behaviour.”

“A four-year stalking campaign in the gym.”

“Get medical.”

“He flounced out of plays, wound up his co-stars, took limos to go just three doors down the street.”

“He hated anyone who wasn’t fabulous, famous or gay.”

“Wheelie-bin sex.”

“A second towering act of self-sabotage - deciding to become best friends with Madonna.”

“Ami necessaire.”

“He appeared in the worst film of his career (a crowded field),”

“Had affairs with both Paula Yates and Sir Ian McKellan, as well as the French actress Beatrice Dalle.”

“Still carefully surrounds himself with people who adore and worship him and won’t answer back.”

“An audience of ageing toy-dog owners and Woody Allen lookalikes.”

“Is having a hand-floppy, screeching, continental hissy fit.”

“Wheeling around in his y-fronts.”

“Silent bitches.”

“The sledgehammer smashed down door after door.”

“Full of hairy beatniks eating giant tins of marmite and marmalade from the cash-and-carry.”

“He clearly was not very easy to live with.”

“Spectrum of possibilities.”

“It tiptoed politely down the gullet with just a hint of the fart that the radish would emit in about an hour.”

“Was cruelly rebuffed when he attempted friendship.”

“Servicing sexual pleasure.”

“Threatened her with a hammer.”

“The gait of a flung tombstone.”

“Warm affection and subversive irreverence.”

“An almost pathological use of inverted commas.”

“Moral seriousness.”

“Let their people down by being joyless, dull or mean.”

“Taking drugs while their lice-infested toddlers run wild.”

“Things aren’t just going to happen.”

“Changed their ideas as to what a 21st-century orgy should look like.”

“The traditional orgy has moved on.”

“Conscious sexuality.”

‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“Wearing dungarees without anything underneath.”

“I just want nicer things.”

‘Absolutely Fabulous’ Quotes:
“I can raise hemlines so high that the world is your gynaecologist.”

“Sex, bitch, aristo, sex, punk, whore, bitch, prozzie, lezzy, punk, tart, slut. But with lovely shoes.”

“Whole toilet rolls!”

“She’s blind!”

‘The Railway Magazine’ Quotes:
“The removal resolution.”

“Various further allegations, and, innuendo.”

“De-seat the incumbents.”

‘The Magician King’ Quotes:
“They were something kings used to do at some point between when Jesus was alive and when Shakespeare was alive, which was as close to placing when the Middle Ages had actually happened.”

“Julia was pretty sure the library didn’t have any subbasement stacks, because it didn’t have a subbasement.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Does that have to be nationally aired?”

“Perceptual mass.”

“Always some kind of drama.”

“A toxic environment.”

“Talk pretty bad about him.”

“Please don’t.”

“Nobody did anything.”

“I can’t even run away right.”

On ‘Neighbours’: Paige lies to keep John’s murderous secret. Nobody cares about John Doe or his memories. Walter wants Nell’s bone marrow. Susan obsesses over Angus. Sonya is selfish. Angus is vile. Toadfish is dreadful and Gary is out of jail.
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