‘The Border’ promo
Maybe.
‘Eden’ promo
WTF is this Channel 4 show?
‘Ice Age: Collision Course’ TV spot
No.
‘Stuart Little’ (1999) promo
No.
‘Chicago’ (2002) promo
No.
‘Shades Of Blue’ promo
Yes.
‘All The Way’ promo
Mmmm.
‘Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie’ TV spot
No.
‘Boy Meets Girl’ promo
No.
Frozen peanut M&Ms - yum.
Pimiento stuffed olives - yum.
Lemon & Lime curd yogurt - okay.
Wild Raspberry Belgian White chocolate bar - okay.
I will review ‘Wanted!’, ‘Captain To Captain’, ‘The Creeper Man’, ‘The Ripper Legacy’, ‘The Best Horror Of The Year Volume 8’, ‘Apotheosis’, ‘Katherine Swynford’, ‘Roadside Magic’, ‘Intruders‘, ’The Magician King’ and ‘The Magician’s Land’.
RIP Ron Lester and Lois Duncan.
‘Upstart Crow’ has been renewed.
The BBC has messed up ‘The Living and the Dead’ - thank u BBC.
I won’t review ‘The Catch’ 1x04 ‘The Princess and the IP’.
The hotel where I went to my first ‘Star Trek’ convention is closed, shuttered and boarded up.
WTF is a vanilla orange?
Recall Fergie Bows?
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“A manipulation tactic.”
“I’m having to tape things.”
“Got yourself in a bad circumstance.”
“Needs to hear you.”
“No I didn’t.”
“No accountability.”
“Using a car as a means of intimidation.”
“Gotten mean and petty.”
“Another attention tactic.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Freedom is not free.”
“Social workers had been refused access to the house.”
“Can barely get through a David Soul record without some piece of furniture flinging itself at the fireplace.”
“When someone turns up from your past that they expect you or the relationship to be unchanged, but that can never be.”
“Emotionally neglected.”
“Bears no responsibility for what happened.”
“The mark of Cain was upon us.”
“An aggressive provocation.”
“One brought a chainsaw to the most recent march.”
“A high level of self interest.”
“Another ill-chosen lover.”
‘16 & Pregnant’ Quotes:
“A private moment.”
“I don’t regret any of it.”
“All this court stuff.”
‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“Aren’t throwing darts at a decision tree.”
“Quieter and necessarily lengthier discussion.”
“Comfortable losing the fringe conspiracists.”
“Lie in unknown, unmarked graves.”
“Lowered into a vault with plenty of room for his family to join him in due course...Except none would do so.”
“Supportive bystanders fail to materialise.”
“You anal-retentive authoritarian archetypes.”
“All of us were cast out of the family home.”
‘The Liver Birds’ Quotes:
“Smug faced cow.”
“She’s got about as much culture as a compost heap.”
“Miss Hot Pants of 1972.”
“Chinchilla knickers?”
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On ‘Neighbours’: Paul’s in the only hospital in Australia being tended to by Karl the only doctor in Australia. The teens bore and do stupid crap. Terese won’t apologise for her crap. Brennan is disgusting. Terese is a lardass and Paul tells her fat ass where to go. Everyone fawns over Angus. Terese and her snide remarks leaves a sour taste. Paul looks on menacingly.
Best Lines:
“Forgive me? I don’t need your forgiveness.”
“I don’t forgive you. And I never will.”
“Are you seriously judging me?”
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Watched the ‘Eurotrash’ one off. The presenting duo has aged badly and are second rate talent.
Best Lines:
“Might offend you once again.”
“Right pair of old tarts.”
“The police will wake you up with a hosepipe.”
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On ‘Hollyoaks: Alfie is going to die. Diane blackmails Marnie and John-Paul’s dad shoves Myra down the stairs.