‘Colony’ 1x10 promo
The Resistance are morons.
Best Lines:
“Things in the block are about to get very very bad.”
“They’re coming for all of you.”
‘As Good As It Gets’ promo
No.
‘The Family Stone’ (2005) promo
No.
‘Ironside’ opening credits
Okay.
‘The Boss’ TV spot
No.
Best Line:
“I have a felon watching my child.”
‘Find My First Love’ promo
No.
‘Wayward Pines’ promo
No.
Whiting - disgusting.
Recall Mi-Wadi?
Cloudy lemon cider - okay.
The BBC is messing with ‘The Musketeers’ schedule again.
I won’t review ‘Agents Of SHIELD’ 3x22 ‘Ascension’. I’m done with this crap.
‘The Boyfriend’ is a terrible method.
‘When We Kings’ came out in 1996?
I never watched ‘Prime Suspect’ (1991-2006)
Recall Muhammad Ali lighting the Olympic flame in Atlanta in 1996?
I read Enid Blyton’s ‘Malory Towers’ books as a child and liked them.
Laila Ali and Jackie Frazier-Lyde had their fight in 2001?
Stonehenge is from 3100 BC?
Still no justice for Philippine Lambert dead since 1997.
WTF are butter pickles?
‘The Sun’ Quotes:
“That woman he’s got.”
“It had an effect on your family, being in the house constantly.”
‘Upstart Crow’ Quotes:
“Bumshank.”
“We have it on the authority of three homeless derelicts with clear mental health issues.”
‘The Sunday Telegraph’ Quotes:
“Working as an experimental theatre actress and living a very bohemian, artistic life.”
“A dirty-footed boho from Paris.”
“I love shameless women.”
“Women were controlled by being shamed.”
“It was thought to be unbelievably sluttish to even have a bra strap showing.”
“It’s a phenomenon I just don’t find interesting.”
“When the floor collapsed it plunged the home’s owner, the Earl of Powis, and around 20 others into the basement.”
“A tenth of titled families lost heirs in the conflict.”
“Armies of servants were laid off.”
“Some homes and their owners vanished without trace.”
“These lavish homes had been built for the requirements of an age which had passed.”
“Marooned amid their Gobelin tapestries.”
“Swans on the moat.”
“A floorboard at the far end be pulled up so that a dead rabbit could be dropped into the gap. Next a board at the opposite end was raised to allow the introduction of a live ferret with a string tethered to its collar. When the ferret ran the length of the room to reach the rabbit, the string could be used to pull through the cable. Problem solved: the ancestral house was on the national grid.”
“Unreflective about his life choices.”
“A mood of fleeting possibility.”
“So bereft of self-worth.”
“Universally respected figure.”
“Estrange unwanted family members.”
“That’s how great civilizations decline and fall.”
“Obsessed with how they are perceived.”
“She will think you did it deliberately - which, let’s face it, you did.”
“With THAT breathing.”
“To pursue him in court, anywhere, to do anything to hurt him.”
“Detailed (at some length) the bedroom exploits the bride was willing to partake in, and which he felt guaranteed the couple a long and happy life together. She burst into tears and fled. The top table went grey with horror. The groom launched himself at his friend.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Stop talking and listen.”
“Sick of talking about the tomatoes.”
“He is confrontational.”
“Somebody messes with your world.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“Sleep screams.”
“It’s sexually attracted to fire.”
“He hopes you’re a twitcher.”
“No Pants Island.”
“Relived and angry.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“On such things do lives and sporting history turn.”
“J Edgar Hoover opened a file on the boxer at the FBI. A very lengthy file.”
“Boxing mattered so much more.”
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On ‘Neighbours’: Paul’s on trial and blowsy Terese is disgusting. Also Nate left.
On ‘Hollyoaks’: James warns street rat Harry off. Tegan looks like she slept in a bush. Tom ignores his bastard child. Where is said bastard child? The restaurant reopens under Marine and the Lord Mayor shows up. Ste is an arse. Marnie bigs up the mouth-feel of her restaurant. Elfie’s stepmother wanders around in wool short shorts. Grace wants fishes on Trevor’s coffin. Cameron menaces people. Thorpe is the only copper in Chester. Harry tells Ste he faked the kidnapping. Leela sluts it up; she’s incapable of resisting trouble. Why was Claire killed off on her return? Tom fancies Jade. Leela is tenaciously stupid. Harry has typical teenage distain for sense. Ste just isn’t awful enough. James tells Ste that Harry is a ho.
Best Lines:
“Rough as toast.”
“Eating Jack’s rubbish soup.”