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Trailers, Quotes and a 2001 Tape Tale

‘Satanic’ trailer
This horror sees people visit satanic panic sites. They do a stupid ritual and bad things happen. Oh yeah.

Best Line:
“What the hell was that?”

‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: The Secret Of The Ooze’ (1991) promo
No emotional depth.

Clark’s Magic Steps ad
This 1980s ad sees a girl in a manky shoe shop get the shoes and end up in a forest. The forest creatures send her on an adventure involving a key, a chest and a witch. She steps on the key and the witch is in the shop. This was a brilliant ad and it seems unconscionable cruelty that one didn’t get a pair.

Best Lines:
“The witch of the forest has stolen the daylight!”

“Just trust your magic shoes!”
“Magic shoes?”

‘Fair City’ promo
No

‘The Musketeers’ 3x02 promo
Yawn.

Gods of Egypt’ TV spot
No.

‘Finding Carter’ promo
Yes.

Best Line:
“My home is not my home.”

‘Reg’ promo
Another social justice programme.

Bridget & Eamon’ promo
Ha.

Best Lines:
“Swear it on your dead mother’s soul.”

“Just stick it in.”

The Catch’ 1x03 promo
Shrug.

‘Love & Friendship’ promo
Ha.

Best Lines:
“I’m sure the paying of wages would be offensive to us both.”

“Tiny green balls.”

Camomile tea - yellow pack tat.
Gluten free mini chocolate, hazelnut and praline cakes - yum.
Extra fine milk Swiss chocolate with hazelnuts - yum.

I’ve heard of but never seen the 1989 ‘Miracle Mile’.

‘The Blacklist’ pulls more ridic twists.

The ‘Beyond The Gates’ poster is good.

I will read ‘The Last Days of Jack Sparks’ and ‘A Blade Of Black Steel’.

I won’t read ‘Number 11’ or ‘The Loving Husband’ or ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ issue 10x27.

‘The Last Days Of Jack Sparks’ Quotes:
“Why would I want to relive you overdosing on coke in our toilet?”

“While writing On Drugs, you became a drug addict.”

“If I’m a ghost-hunter, why am I running?”
“’Cause you’ve met me,”

Bob’s Burgers’ Quote:
“Go pee in the bushes like normal people.”

‘RTE News’ Quote:
“Player angst.”

‘The Hills’ Quote:
“Don’t you dare leave again.”

‘Sky News’ Quote:
“Did not want him under their roof.”

‘Great British Railway Journeys’ Quote:
‘Extraordinary piece of megalomania.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“The reaction was ferocious: applause, catcalls, boos and, if Refn is to believed, at least two fistfights.”

“Compounding these problems is Dick’s inability to speak French or locate the toilet egress (into the moat).”

“Terminally tepid growth.”

“Paint a very specific picture of what was right and desirable.”

“As long as they were free of even the slightest stain of suspicion concerning the religious purity of their ancestry or the sexual purity of their women.”

“Worldwide, there’s an exaggerated notion of the awfulness of the Parisian banlieues.”

“Presupposes disputants sharing a common fund of knowledge.”

“The steep price of usurpation.”

“The President can never threaten anything that he does not carry out. Never. Never.”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Crazy cow lady.”

“Shut the hater pages up.”

“Representing yourself in an accurate way.”

“All have to live with your choices.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Not born and procreated by parents born in legitimate matrimony.”

“Deviations from the sexual norm.”

“A slow accrual of subtle depletions.”

“Nothing but contempt.”

“Stood by and let them happen.”

“No evidential basis.”

“Public interest immunity certificate.”

“Angry in a movie in the 1950s.”

“If you’re not doing so well in life and you’re not doing so well at work and you’re drinking all the time, then maybe, just maybe, those things are connected.”

“The horrors of marriage.”

“Extreme boorishness.”

“Aware of its own ridiculousness.”

“Politically difficult.”

“Refusal to engage with its history or address this charge.”

“Roundly ignored, vilified or worse.”

“To obstinately reject the undeniable fact.”

“Legally sterile.”

“Why does Ken Loach loathe his country so much?”

“A mostly hostile audience.”

“A way of avoiding life’s discomfort and unhappiness that ultimately made people sad anyway.”

“No one had ever picked me. Literally no one.”

“I’m the drunken Irishman your mother warned you about.”

“That craft beer-loving tool she married.”

“Refusing to obey his guidance.”

‘The Gloss Magazine’ Quotes:
“Their small and lifeless town.”

“Such a sly and despicable snub.”

“Eyes darting to the street as a Police Bomb Unit whizzes by.”

“The triumphant grrrrr of the cat,”

“Uncomprehending glaze clouds my friend’s eyes.”

“Delayed onset muscle soreness.”

‘‘The Windsors’ Quotes:
“Irrelevant leeches sponging off the state.”

“My vital woodlice monitoring work.”

“The ravings of an overprivilged loony.”

“Waiting for an ambulance or at least four footmen and a sedan chair.”

‘Glee’ Quote:
“Pretty toxic to be around.”

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On ‘Neighbours’: Toadie and his corpulence is arrogant and disrespectful, petty, mean and hurtful. Where did Nate’s PTSD go? Paige keeps showing off why the actress is a bra model. Are we sure Aaron and Nate are a couple? Because they never act affectionately. Karl and Susan act as the carers for wayward teenage boys, amnesia sufferers and the emotional well-being of Karl’s many, many mistresses. Nobody has sweat ponds. There is no stoically borne tragedy for Terese. Her clothes have to be a gag.

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Cleared out a 1998 tape. It began with an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Anasazi’ which was dull and full of unarticulated and inarticulable secrets. There was a good cliffhanger though. Then came a ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘Silence’ wherein Jarod has confrontational moxie in a dull ep. Then came a ‘Relic Hunter’ ep ‘Vampire Kiss’ in which a vampire (Adrian Paul) has swinging bachelorhood and this bored. Finally there was another ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘Stolen’ which was cotton candy carnage.
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