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Trailers, Quotes and Stuff

‘Beyond The Gates’ teaser
An old video store, brothers and a mysterious old tape. Am interested.

Best Lines:
“Staying analogue.”

“If he’s out there, it’s not our problem.”

‘Colony’ 1x08 promo
A ‘1984’ quote, Quayle strikes and Snyder yells. This was better than the actual episode.

‘Littlest Pet Shop’ ad
Can’t stop the cute indeed.

‘Me Before You’ TV spot

‘Outcast’ promo
I am intrigued.

‘The 100’ promo

‘Care Bears’ ad

‘Unforgotten’ promo

‘The Nice Guys’ TV spot

Cocoa - no.
Coleslaw - good.
Very Berry tea - nice.
Gluten free margarita pizza - good.

I will review ‘Hex’.

I won’t bother with ‘In The Dark, In The Woods’ or ‘Lace 2’.

I won’t review ‘Agents Of SHIELD’ 3x21 ‘Absolution’.

‘The Americans’ renewed for 2 years.

Anyone recall the 1995 TV movie ‘Runway One’? It starred Peter Capaldi and Robert Beltran in a story about smuggling in a small friendly neutral country on the westernmost point of Europe.

The BBC is making a Barbara Windsor biopic?

The 1982 movie 'Frances' scared me.

‘Riverdale’ interests me.

‘Stranger Things’ could be good.

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Not carefully bland.”

“Television is the perfect medium for the talentless.”

“Swift and decisive enforcement action.”

“We don’t live; we visit.”

“Always happy to fling furniture about the place.”

“Pay or be hurt.”

“Terrain so wild it is used for military training exercises.”

“Got a girl pregnant and moved her into the house.”

“Any understandable rationale.”

“Don’t you be saying anything in the street.”

“Without recognition, acknowledgement or gratitude.”

‘Telegraph Magazine’ Quote:
“I find cows really sympathetic. I love their soulful moo.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“You can’t be kicking antique chairs.”

“Next to stories about suicides, local beauty pageants and elk poaching.”

“They think too much ‘learnin’ is bad for you. That’s the teachers! Can you imagine what everyone else thinks?”

“The dust-ridden bowels of Appalachia.”

“There was no forgiveness.”

“Is soon facing big questions about love and mortality (of course, it turns out that he is completely incompetent to answer them).”

‘Caribbean With Simon Reeve’ Quotes:
“You come from foreign!”

“If you come as a chicken, you leave as an eagle.”

“Gangsters have been completely reformed.”

“An alternative and a future.”

“The gang wing of a Honduran prison.”

“A flying dinghy.”

‘Great British Railway Journeys’ Quotes:
“This is Bronte country.”

“Five miles in a thunderstorm.”

“They really were women.”

“Rumoured to take opium.”

‘Eastenders’ Quotes:
“You leave and you don’t come back!”

“You useless, snivelling excuse for a man!”

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Blamed for trouble in the family.”

“Often ignored or invisible.”

“Don’t make waves.”

“Their opinion never gets heard.”

“Currency of laughter.”

“Learning history.”

“Could gut you like a fish.”

“Above and beyond all else, that has to happen.”

“You deserve better than you have.”

‘16 & Pregnant’ Quote:
“So disrespectful to people.”

‘The Windsors’ Quotes:
“Traditional hedge laying methods.”

“Gentleman’s goo.”

“All I’ve ever had from them is heartache and a 16 acre gated estate in Surrey.”

“Shouting at a bailiff though a little window.”

“This isn’t a General Election, this actually matters!”

“Pass off opinions I found on the internet as my own.”

‘Glee’ Quote:
“’Flowers In The Attic’ is not a love story to aspire to.”

On ‘Neighbours’: The opening credits have changed. Paige ignores Ned. Some bimbo named Mandy is plastered in fake tan. Paige is incapable of hearing anything other than what she wants to hear.

On ‘Hollyoaks’: Trevor is gone from the opening credits. Grace still hasn’t taken off her dress. Nico stirs the pot. Maxine is menaced by Nico. Cleo can’t be trusted. Where is Myra staying? Where is Diego? Nico’s terrible vengeance has consequences. Sienna and Grace have a confrontation. Nancy and her permanent smirk annoys. Sienna and Ben argue, for storyline preservation. She doesn’t treat his thoughts with such care. Sienna is anguished. Why aren’t the police bugging Ben’s visitation?

Ben thinks he is ‘saving’ Nico. Sienna tells him it was a mistake. Jamie is prison guy’s barrister. Is prison guy supposed to be Warren Fox? He’s been hit with the ugly stick. Ben needs to know Nico killed his child. Sienna has painful contentions. Only Esther is comforting Grace. Where’s Kim? Cleo’s drink driving trial happens offscreen. Pete’s sex crime trial has not yet taken place. Cleo is lying again. James dresses like a hipster; he’s yet another poor man’s Andrew Scott.

Grace takes a shower of anguish with her Barbie hair. Sienna gets ANGRY. Nico wants an unattainable family. Sienna calls the cops. Cleo loves Pete, cos she is a moron. Warren Fox is ugly and unrecognisable. Who is Warren after? Nico orders Maxine around and has delivered Patrick’s murder accusation DVD to Thorpe. Cleo has a trash can dumped over her after the drink driving trial lets her off with a slap on the wrist. Maxine is a fool. Grace’s irritating relatives show up to steal Trevor’s life insurance money.

Best Lines:
“Only might go to prison.”

“You don’t know what you’ve done.”

“I can’t even look at him.”

“Silly bulldog face.”

“How did you end up like this?”

“Just some random from around the corner.”
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