‘Star Trek Beyond’ trailer
McCoy yaps, they’re out in space, Kirk broods and the Enterprise is trashed. The crew end up in escape pods and aliens lurk. They seem to have new uniforms and I am intrigued.
Best Lines:
“I joined on a dare.”
“The vastness of space.”
“What the hell is this?”
“They’re boarding us.”
“Mercy will be the last thing on his mind.”
‘Ghostbusters’ (2016) trailer
This looks better than the previous trailer. Mr Staypuff is back. They kick the unloving crap out of ghosts and the receptionist is dumb.
Best Lines:
“No one should have to encounter that kind of evil.”
“Why am I operating the untested nuclear reactor?”
‘Wagons East!’ (1994) promo
Ha.
‘Hollyoaks’ promo
Mmmm.
‘Antitrust’ promo
No.
‘Falling Down’ promo
Okay.
‘Spice World’ promo
No.
‘Eastenders’ promo
No.
‘Coronation Street’ promo
No.
Raw organic handmade mint chocolate - ugh.
Organic sparkling cola - okay.
So in the cold war, the west was referred to as Non-Socialist Foreign States.
‘Damien’ cancelled, haven’t even seen it.
I’ve never seen the 2000 ‘St Francisville Experiment’.
‘Airheads’, ’Real Genius’, ’Transformers: The Movie’, ’Flashdance’ and ‘Cool As Ice' were terrible movies. ‘Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead’ was ok as were ‘She’s All That’, ’Teen Witch’, ’War Games’ and ‘Eyes Of Laura Mars’.
Recall ’The Division’, ‘Degrassi Junior High’, ‘Punky Brewster’, ‘Jem’ and ‘Heathcliff’?
There was once such a thing as horse-drawn lawn mowers?
RIP Burt Kwouk.
‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“Struggle with popularity.”
“Listen less and less.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Nothing is his.”
“Misdemeanour obstruction of breathing.”
“Came after me with a golf club.”
“Has complete control of the house.”
“Do you believe that he will hurt you?”
“See the evil in his eyes.”
“A history of making verbal threats.”
“His behavioural repertoire.”
“I can’t punish him anymore. He doesn’t listen.”
“Very belligerent.”
“My punch is a lot harder than yours.”
“That evil face.”
“So alone in his own house.”
“Some real social issues.”
“Proceeded to annoy them.”
“Auto-exacerbating disorder.”
“Highly dysfunctional family unit.”
“Identified bad guy.”
“I don’t want it to end well.”
“He will come in the night and kill them.”
“Hit the bus driver.”
“Made homicidal statements.”
“I don’t have words to describe what it’s like to live like this.”
“Sleep in a bedroom with the door locked.”
“I’m tired of dealing with it.”
“A personal truth.”
“The social mask is off.”
“They named an aisle after her in the liquor store.”
‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Quote:
“Bone wax.”
‘Council House Crackdown’ Quotes:
“Who are you please?”
“They’ve been gone for 9 years.”
“She wasn’t shown as laying a footprint.”
“A notice of seeking possession.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“More cat.”
“Standing alive.”
“Insincere agenda.”
“Completely out of control.”
“Beyond the control of her parents.”
“Behavioural issues are so concerning.”
“Emotional response.”
“A few more sticks might be part of the answer.”
‘Great British Railway Journeys’ Quotes:
“A request stop.”
“Arise Sir Loin.”
‘Code Black’ Quotes:
“Counter-sniper units.”
“The fact that she was still breathing?”
“Dragged my husband’s name through your filth and bile.”
“They haven’t been your friends in a long time.”
“And whose fault is that?”
“Blood pocket below the brain’s surface.”
“Blood return.”
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On ‘Neighbours’: Does Ned fancy Lauren? Brad is thick and lives a toxic lifestyle. Piper is awful and has no authenticity. Terese is drinking, Sonya dresses like a Manson girl and Lauren is sure Ned fancies her. Lauren has no embarrassed discretion about being a husband thief. The plots creak with familiarity. Terese hurls herself at a new man - she has a symptomatic manic fixation on Paul. Imogen, Daniel, Kyle and Bossy the dog are all gone. Piper thinks she is a PI. Lauren doesn’t care about her dead husband and whines that Brad thinks more about his dead son Josh than her. This isn’t the least indecent thing that she’s done.
Best Lines:
“You’re not a woman? Does Brad know?”
“Get off me loser!”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Darren mocks Sienna. Esther and Grace have ridic bridesmaids’ outfits. John-Paul and Scott reconcile. Various heavies show up on Trevor’s side for the wedding. Frankie mocks. There are no other guests. Since when are Maxine and Sienna friends? James wears a tweed jacket with a turtleneck. Ben is desolate and Nico has no idea of dispute resolution. Grace dresses like a stripper. Ben and Trevor brawl. How did Nico and Ben get to the church? Nico stabs Trevor and he staggers into the church to get married. Nobody notices Trevor twitching and bleeding. He called 999 - why didn’t they show up? Trevor dies.
Did Grace walk all the way back to the village from the church in her bloody dress? Maxine is on to Nico. Nancy baby-sits Curtis. Nico threatens her stepgranny. Thorpe shows up. Ben realises Nico is a raving psychopath. Grace howls. Ben realises he picked an ill-chosen individual as his wife. Nico is cruelly conniving at 16. Grace and Trevor’s tacky wedding china is delivered. Sienna howls. Ben takes the fall.
Best Lines:
“Where’s the goon?”
“Man up!”
“Your makeup will melt off.”
“You ruined my life!”
“Saying it and proving it are too different things.”
“He was a nasty thug.”
“Trevor had more enemies than he had dodgy tattoos.”
“Who does that?”
“How dare you laugh?”
“Stupid smug marrieds are laughing at you.”
“I know people round here.”
“I can’t grieve for Trevor.”
“He was the problem.”