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Trailers, Quotes and a 2002 Tape Tale

‘Love, Nina’ promo
A nanny has adventures. Maybe.

‘Warcraft: The Beginning’ TV spot

‘Gomorrah’ promo

‘Science Of Stupid’ promo

‘XMen: Apocalypse’ TV spot

‘Banshee’ promo

‘The Pretender’ promo
An okay ad for TNT repeats.

‘Eastenders’ promo
Ross Kemp glowering. No.

‘A Hologram For The King’ TV spot

‘Locked Up’ promo

Hostess Ding Dong - okay.
Sugar free praline chocolate - nice.
Jolly Rancher Hard Candy Grape - good.
Apple - Cucumber - Avocado - Lime - Mint - Spinach pure cold pressed juice Detox - no.
Tartufo Extra Dark - very good.
Popcorn tea - no.
Peanut Butter Cup ice cream - yum.

‘Containment’ axed? I haven’t seen it yet! ‘Marvel’s Most Wanted’ not happening? Yay!

Ste’s big summer plot on ‘Hollyoaks’ is becoming a meth addict? Oh come on!

Is ‘The Woods’ actually a ‘Blair Witch’ sequel?

There will be a movie version of ‘Irredeemable’!

An ‘Exorcist’ TV show? No thanks.

The November Rain song is from 1992?

‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“No, I’m not lying.”

“Jesus knows it.”

“Called the police on them on more than one occasion.”

“Pried open with knives.”

“They were the law.”

“Every day was a bad day.”

“They had light.”

“There you have their statement.”

“The failures continue.”

‘Odyssey 5’ Quote:
“Towel baths.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Trying to prove that the BBC was run by “poofs and Trots”.”

“Leave him looking like a crumpled Yorkshire pudding that’s been put into a suit.”

“Rural fascists.”

“Forbids actors from indulging any behaviour that the film’s audience might find offensive.”

“Ass napkins.”

“Emotional support animals.”

“Laceratingly critical.”

“Excellent season’s duking.”

“Sacrifice zones.”

“Their trust was not justified.”

‘Rick Stein’s Long Weekend’ Quote:
“Probably camel food.”

‘FTWeekend’ Quotes:
“I’ve had reason to have concerns about the state of English speaking media for a long time.”

“Loudmouth, limousine liberal.”

“Final insensibility.”

“Epigrammatic personal reflection.”

“Her will to live was ferocious.”

“Reciprocal contempt.”

“A leader to discipline them into greatness.”

“Cerebral relations.”

“Conventionally notable.”


“Imagined history.”


Urban haute bourgeoisie.”

“Verbal scare quotes.”

“A culinary misjudgement that I hope haunts him to the grave.”

‘The Six Wives Of Henry VIII’ (Fraser) Quotes:
“The King was sufficiently apprehensive of his Lady’s reactions to move nervously into the middle of the room, lest she hear some words that would offend her.”

“The wishes of the whole country for the preservation of the marriage and the downfall of the Lady.”

‘Great British Railway Journeys’ Quote:
“Delicious and digestible.”

‘Last Week Tonight’ Quote:
“Deadly knife play from crabs.”

‘The Five’ Quote:
“I’m a solicitor. When you get to the police station, call me.”

‘Henry VI part 2’ Quote:
“Used her state and birth to gain sanctuary.”

Sky News’ Quote:
“Used to throw up in a bucket.”

Cleared out a 2002 tape. It began with a ‘Roswell’ ep ‘Chant Down Babylon’ which had bad tracking, the surly one is a crap actor and Katherine Heigl sneers. Morgan Fairchild and her bad weave guest stars. Max is dead, Liz gets powers and an old dude turns into Max. The books were better than this poor effort.

Then came an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Scary Monsters’ which looked dark and murky. Scott Paulin guest starred and Scully looks bored and disinterested.

Best Line:
“Your lack of imagination saved our lives.”

Then came another ‘X Files’ ep ‘Jump The Shark’ which tied up the fate of the Lone Gunmen after their disastrous spin-off show was cancelled. This was crap, the trio act out of character and nobody cares about Yves and Jimmy who were blights on the spin-off. This seems very manufactured and fake with no creative autonomy.

Best Line:
“Powerful evil forces.”

Then there was yet another ‘X Files’ ep ‘William’ in which Scully coos over a son. A mysterious stranger lurks who everyone thinks is Mulder but is actually his half brother Jeffrey Spender. Scully has Mulder’s fish. William is part alien and Scully gives him up for adoption. This was okay.
Tags: agents of shield, containment, irredeemable, tape tales, the exorcist, the tudors, thoughts, trailers, xfiles

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