‘Doctor Strange’ trailer
This looks BAD.
‘Outlander’ season 2 opening credits
Okay.
‘Artists In Love’ promo
No.
‘Scream’ season 2 promo
Mmmm.
‘Johnny Mnemonic’ (1995) promo
No.
Gluten free paelo friendly handmade raw chocolate power fudge bar - okay.
Gluten free Madeline - okay.
Pure Green cold pressed juice - okay.
Saraments du Medoc chocolat noir de degustation menthe intense - good.
Victoria Plum & Bergamot yogurt - yum.
I am reading ‘The Pale Horse’.
Read interesting things about the goings on behind the scenes of ‘The 100’.
Dear relative: I hate your stupid too small lampshade and the tablecloth you won’t shut up about. SHUT UP about your lampshade.
Bloody workmen making mess.
‘Underworld 5’ is called ‘Underworld: Blood Wars’?
‘Modern Family’ Quote:
“Can’t wait to learn!”
‘The Guardian’ Quotes:
“Gender-illusionist.”
“Facial rot hole.”
“Rough looking.”
“Living on the reef and fighting with fish.”
“A millefenille of meta-jokery and viciously brilliant satirical commentary.”
“Defined by its rightness.”
“Bralets.”
“Objectify the wearer by default.”
“He has no idea what normal is.”
“Blameless flat-dwellers sitting peacefully in their undies watching the local version of Loose Women until the film’s principals run through their living rooms without a by your leave.”
“Blind to his own ridiculousness.”
“On a planet already far away and long ago.”
“How they expect their parents to behave towards them.”
“Corruption fest.”
‘Outlander’ Quotes:
“It is hard to reconcile what you are saying with anything resembling logic or even natural law.”
“A point you have made several times.”
‘Dr Phil’ Quotes:
“Getting strapped to a wheelchair.”
“Inbetween a rock and a rock place.”
“Contemporaneous notes.”
“No tending on wanting.”
‘The Daily Telegraph’ Quotes:
“A jealous husband is facing life behind bars for decapitating his wife of 30 years and flushing her head down the lavatory.”
“After a series of violent altercations.”
‘The Pale Horse’ Quotes:
“I’ve always said that if one of those wife murderers came into my place and bought a nice little packet of arsenic, I’d be able to swear to him at the trial. I’ve always had my hopes that something like that would happen one day.”
“But it hasn’t happened yet?
“Not in front of the vicar.”
‘The Irish Times’ Quote:
“Life was pronounced extinct.”
‘Sky News’ Quotes:
“Your evidence so far has been unsatisfactory.”
“Weapon dogs.”
‘Irish Independent’ Quotes:
“Statutory sitting.”
“Sense of discontent.”
“Absence from home.”
“Cumulative effect.”
“A chaotic scene.”
“Defiant declarations.”
“Failed entity.”
“Briefly, and not very successfully.”
‘International New York Times’ Quotes:
“Ought to be subjected to as little outside scrutiny as possible.”
“Devoted little effort to understanding.”
“Lost its swagger.”
“Becoming risk adverse and beholden to lawyers.”
“The style, work ethic and morale of the post office.”
“Very conscious of his image.”
“Could stain that image of him as cynical and indifferent to their misery and despondence.”
“Spiteful comments and death threats.”
“Titillating news item of no consequence.”
“Well-trodden ideological paths.”
“Forensic graphology.”
“Mega grows.”
“A rough-edged community.”
“Terse statement.”
“Particularly devastating toll.”
“Volubly and understandably upset.”
“Family-sustaining jobs.”
“The kind of sullenness that is either perfectly normal or wildly alarming.”
“Mostly linear narrative.”
“Allows expectations to build and then gently corrects the assumptions on which they rest.”
“Where exactly she begins and ends in the presence of her children.”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Ste and Harry try and move back into Trevor’s house only to get kicked out. Grace rumples Trevor. Ste and Harry are rude to James. I don’t care about their apathy and agitation. Are Ste and John-Paul divorced yet? Has Harry no shame about driving Sinead and Hannah away? Does Ste even recall Hannah? Fake Lisa is arrested. Nico gets her transplant. Maxine pops up. The Lovedays rant. Joanne plots. Trevor chooses Grace. Ste and Harry break and enter and have curiously abstract feelings. There are secrets and unstated resentments.
Best Lines:
“Please don’t leave me.”
“He’s quite the catch.”