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Movie Reviews: A Gnome named Gnorm + 6 others

A Gnome Named Gnorm aka Up World (1990)
A gnome meets a cop (Anthony Michael Hall). Together they fight crime. Jerry Orbach, Robert Z’Dar and Claudia Christian co-star in this horrible film. This was filmed in 1988 and understandably sat on the shelf and has been forgotten. This is abject nonsensicality and Orbach has increasingly broad irritation at being in this.

The Charge Of The Light Brigade (1936)
Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland star in this wildly inaccurate tale.

Mrs Miniver (1942)
A propaganda film that isn’t that good.

High Plains Drifter (1973)
Clint Eastwood stars in this creepy film.

Pale Rider (1985)
Clint Eastwood is a gunman.

Serpico (1973)
The title character (Al Pacino) dresses like a pimp and whines.

Henry V (1989)
Kenneth Branagh’s constant need for validation is on display. He doesn’t have any unique talent and this was devoid of substance.

Best Line:
“Love me soundly with your French heart.”
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