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Trailers, Quotes and a 2002 Tape Tale

‘Colony’ promo
I’m there.

‘Lights Out’ trailer
James Wan’s new horror has people flicking a light switch in a highly irritating fashion. There is something in the shadows. Maybe.

Best Line:
“We need to find more light.”

‘Empire’ promo
No.

‘The 100’ promo
Not caring anymore.

‘Demolition’ promo
No.

‘Miles Ahead’ promo
No.

Made gluten free brownies with salted peanuts and bashed up Easter egg - they’re good!
Cold pressed juice with orange, grapefruit, purified water & Himalayan salt - okay.
Smoked bacon - okay.
Lemonade with mint and rose - good.
French fries with garlic aioli - okay.

RIP Ronnie Corbett.

I will review ‘Z Nation’ season 2.

What happened to Kevin Spacey’s proposed TV show ‘The Crux’?

I won’t read ‘A Drop of Night’ or ‘The Ice Twins’.

‘The Creation of Anne Boleyn’ Quote:
“Causeth us somewhat to muse.”

‘The Blacklist’ Quote:
“That Petri-dish of humanity.”

‘Benched’ Quote:
“I will use your skin as a shower curtain.”

‘The Irish Times’ Quotes:
“Don’t trust you as professionals.”

“Detention for teachers.”

“There’s a huge amount of shaming around it. We are very good at sexual shaming.”

“Men telling male stories.”

“Every cheap chord.”

“Literally incomparable.”

“An agreeable purity.”

“Absurdly rapid flurry.”

“Implausibly brief.”

“Inarguable connections.”

“Nocturnal sound-offs.”

“Muffled emotions.”

“Minimally rendered.”

“Crowd-pleasing nonsense.”

“Uncomfortable symbolism.”

“The mowing of lawns was for drug money.”

“Flickering electronic hearth.”

“Lying asleep in a puddle.”

“Money-burning layabouts.”

“Died in a Ferrari crash, along with two half-naked young women.”

‘News’ Quotes:
“Misspeaks again.”

“Will not be countenanced.”

“The better people in society.”

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On ‘Hollyoaks’: Nancy is a blonde and a horrible shrew. I wish Silas would kill her. Kim has a hard time in jail. Mercedes is back. Cleo visits Pete and shags him. Celine and Tegan bore and are ambivalent friends. Lindsey has panic, rage and emotional instability. Celine fakes being a midwife. People believe Kim killed 7 people. Mercedes sees Lindsey’s true self. Esther and Mercedes realise Lindsey is the killer. Recall Dr Paul? How many mad doctors has the place hired?!? Darren recalls he is Joe’s half-brother. Mercedes can’t hide her suspicions. Hypnotoad realises Lindsey’s latest spawn is his. WHERE IS JJ?

Best Lines:
“Everyone hates you.”

“My lying bitch of a best mate.”

“Acting proper weird.”

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Cleared out a 2002 tape. It began with a ‘The Pretender’ ep ‘Crazy’ which was literally unwatchable due to bad tracking. Then came a ‘Smallville’ season 1 ep ‘Rogue’ which looked cheap and badly lit. Clark was caught on film and Victoria tried to tempt Lex with her expensively draped clothes. Then came a season 6 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Once More With Feeling’ which was the musical ep with bad singing, bad dancing, a bad plot and lots of wordy inconsistent dodges. Then came an ‘Angel’ ep ‘Fredless’ which showcased Whedon’s creepy Amy Acker obsession. No.
Tags: buffy the vampire slayer, colony, smallville, tape tales, the 100, the blacklist, the tudors
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