epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Movie Review: The Heat (2013)

This sexist mess features an outright irritating FBI agent and a loud mad cop. They cause nonsensical havoc and TPTB have nothing to feel especially proud about. The lazy dour half-assed script centres on uncharismatic, unappealing, unpleasant wretches of human beings. I felt nothing but blistering contempt for this jaw-dropping incompetence that is devoid of interest. This was truly dedicated to being horrendous.

Best Lines:
“Window blankets.”

“You used the coffee filter for toilet paper at your house.”

“Those are her classy sweatpants.”


“I’ve lived here since I moved in.”

“A line of awful people.”

“Ride a cotton pony.”
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